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sorry jack

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

the way that half of this is about nico

as far as everyone was concerned. percy had a year left to live in tbotl. and i know that we didn't see what that like for him because it didn't matter plot-wise. but i would have loved to read it. give me percy who is hardly speaking up at the dinner table. half-asleep and behind on last week's homework. give me percy who is clearly losing the will to live and trudging around the apartment like he doesn't care where his feet takes him. give me percy who is sneaking out of the house and visiting montauk. sitting along the beachside shore. wondering why his only purpose in life is that of a soldier and not of a kid.

therapy. i have an appointment today and you’re coming with me

thinking about… jason grace leaving his glasses on while he fucks you, claiming it’s to “see every inch of you”. and he so keeps that statement, trailing his sky blue eyes down ever single centimeter of your bare skin, sending shivers down your spine as he does so. you would die like this, you’d let him kill you just so this would be your last sight. and additionally with the way every once in a while his fingers would spark, even better if their plugged inside you, sending a literal shock wave through your senses…

and i mean this in the nicest way possible

thinking about… jason grace leaving his glasses on while he fucks you, claiming it’s to “see every inch of you”. and he so keeps that statement, trailing his sky blue eyes down ever single centimeter of your bare skin, sending shivers down your spine as he does so. you would die like this, you’d let him kill you just so this would be your last sight. and additionally with the way every once in a while his fingers would spark, even better if their plugged inside you, sending a literal shock wave through your senses…

lemme just go get some tissues to mop up the pool of snot and tears coming out of my eyes and nose

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

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I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke

thats not an answer mr d

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

i hc that he cant cook, or do laundry but not cause he cant, he doesnt know how to with ovens/washers and dryers. this man learned how to do it with a campfire and a river. he does not know how a oven and stove works. he scrubbed clothes in a running river, do you think this man knows how the hell to use a washing machine? he roasted an apple on a stick over a fire, but he cant figure out how to work a toaster to make toast properly and almost burns the damn house down. bruce has made so many clothes get discolored or shrinked or damaged or damaged or ALL THREE that he has been banned from even getting laundry from the laundry room. he has gone through so many toasters that he needs supervision to get a glass of water cause he somehow set the smoke alarm off from getting a glass of water.

I hate when people make out Bruce in their posts and fanfics as needing Alfred for anything.

"Bruce cannot cook because he always had Alfred."

"Bruce has never do his own laundry because he always had Alfred."

"Bruce never cleaned anything because he has Alfred."

Oh my goddesses, shut the fuck up. Can y'all stop treating Bruce like he is some random rich white guy and not Bruce??? HE RAN AWAY TO GO TRAIN AROUND THE WORLD. Do you really think the multiple masters he had would have cooked for him and do his laundry??? He probably was left alone with nothing but the clothes on his back to test his survival skills. He knows how to cook in the middle of nowhere, he wouldn't be alive if he didn't.

And even if we forget all of that, he was raised by Alfred Pennyworth. Y'all really think Alfred babied Bruce? He was his guardian, not just his butler. A normal rich kid with LIVING parents and a butler probably wouldn't know how to clean after themself, but Bruce? Bruce who got in so many fights as a kid? Bruce who was full of anger and pain? You think Alfred never made him clean the whole east ballroom because he didn't like the tone Bruce used to talk to him? I don't think so. I don't think the butler that has to take care of a whole ass manor hasn't made his rebellious ward clean some of it as punishment. Bruce probably has done chores in the manor way more often than Dick or any of his kids, because they are disciplined by Bruce, their father, not Alfred.

And that's not even talking about all the time in the comics where Bruce doesn't have Alfred, because he is on mission, or kept away, or Alfred left, and he takes care of himself. It happens in Knightfall, it happens in Gotham Knights, and neither of these time do Bruce get another employee, he takes care of himself on his own. ALFRED IS DEAD IN CANON SINCE 2019, Bruce takes care of himself. Also, he canonically has ocd and is known for being controlling, this man 100% needs his stuff cleaned in a certain way.

Unless it's something like "he can cook but he can fucked up because...", I don't wanna hear it. He doesn't need to be a Michelin chef, but he knows how to made basic food. He knows how to clean after himself. The reason he doesn't help more is because Alfred can be as controlling as Bruce about how things need to be.

And I'm sure some comics go against what I said here, but these are wrong and I will physically fight the writers.