Toad: You Know, This Is Somehow Both Infinitely Better And Worse Than If You Had Been One Of Those Door-to-door

Toad: Uh oh. Minister: Ack! This is a girl’s room! Toadsworth: We can’t be in a girl’s room! Toad: The things they keep in here I don’t want to see.

Peach: Toad, I don't think we're allowed to take breaks in the middle of a scene. Toad: Speak for yourself. I've been running everywhere.

Toad: Satisfaction Achieved!

Toad: Whoa, sorry, dozed off for a second. …Er, wait, was drowning part of my script? (Author’s Note: Whoo! One year anniversary!)

Toad: Your highness, if you need anything at all, just ask. I am your humble servant.

Peach: Oh, Toad, would you please go fetch Mario? I have something I need him to do. (Author’s Note: New strip!)

Toad: Never. Never in a million years. (Author’s Note: The stream of consciousness is a strange and fascinating thing. Wrinkling the scrap of paper I saved my idea on is not).

Mario: Hey! I found the shaving cream! New strip!

Apropos of that textdump on villains I had last week, here’s some neat analysis of demented the clown Dimentio.

ϡ Dimentio?

OH BOY NOW FOR THE FUN PART

I could go on for days about Dimentio, so I’ll try to keep it short (YES THIS IS SHORT FOR ME) and game-specific. More than mental state, I guess, these are the behavior rules I try to stick to for him, and why I think he does the things he does. 

Dimentio is not a fighter.

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Toad: Really dark in here. Hello? HELLOOOOH? (Author's Note: Sorry I forgot to share last week's graphic).

Toad: But Luigi! How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?

Luigi: Don’t be fooled, young Toad! Woodchucks can’t chuck wood!

(New Cleanup Crew Comic This Week)