All I Want For Christmas Is Them… Both Of Them… All At Once 🤣🤣🥹🩵

Merry Christmas~! ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ🎄🎁☃️

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ  )ノ✿ “hold my flower”

You've heard of Earth is space australia now get ready for: Earth is the space Amazon Rainforest. Aliens land on Earth and they are losing their goddamn minds because every square inch of the ground is absolutely PACKED with life like there are hundreds of species just in this one site, there are winged animals flying through the sky and multiple colonies of sophisticated social insects just in the shadow of their ship, this ONE ROCK is covered in MULTIPLE SPECIES OF ORGANISMS that are themselves MULTIPLE ORGANISMS LIVING SYMBIOTICALLY, the tall, woody autotrophs look so different from each other because they're...holy shit that's like 5, 6, 7???? different species on this one site???

they start talking to a human and the human is like "haha yeah that's a crow!" and the alien researcher is like "you called it a 'bird' earlier, is that a different name?" and the human is like "oh a crow is just one species of bird, there's like, 10 others out there"

"On this planet?"

"No, in the back yard right now."

Screaming, crying, sobbing, throwing up, clawing at the walls, scratching at the floors, gnawing on the bars of my enclosure

@isabeauwolf @angelblueflame

Some Good Old Fashion Schmaltz, a Post Canon-AU because I can't believe we didn't get to see how Touya's storyline ended

normally i don't go in for sentimentality, but I feel like my faves deserve it!! idk this is kind of closer to the type of ending i was hoping for. Rehabilitation, basically! everyones putting their talents to use fixing the world. making amends. with their friends. getting the healthcare and support they need. ET CETERA idk i just really wanted this

(my apologies to Tomura, you were here in spirit. literally)

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

I just finished binging all of these

They can all have me

READ THEM

SMAU MASTER LIST

This is where a link to all the text smau's for the JJK Men will be ❤️‍🔥 newest links at the bottom

PT1 is always Gojo, Geto, Nanami and Toji

PT2 is always Sukuna, Choso, Ino and Shiu

Here is everyone

Master List 2

JJK Men see's you on a date (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

JJK Men Ask what their contact name is (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

JJK Men accidentally (?) send you a Nude (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

JJK Men confess their feelings, on accident (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

JJK Men catch you simping (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

JJK Men don't like you asking for their friends number (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

JJK Men are down bad and booty call(text) you (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2 (horned up sequel) (non horned sequel)

JJK Men tell you to drop your boyfriend (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

You catch the JJK Men Simping (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

You wrecked your favorite pair of clothing and cancel a date with the JJK Men (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You call the JJK Men your boyfriend (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

You accidentally send JJK Men your thirsty thoughts (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

You see the JJK Men on a date (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2 (second part)

You get injured on a mission, the JJK Men react (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You accidentally (?) send the JJK Men a Nude (Pre Relationship) PT1 PT2

You ask the the JJK Men when they first fell for you (Established Relationship) here

JJK Men walk in on you changing (Pre Relationship) here

You want a tattoo of the JJK Men's bite mark (Established Relationship) here

JJK Men have a wet dream about you (Established Relationship) here

You have a wet dream about the JJK Men (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men see you out with another man (Established Relationship) here

You are down bad and booty call(text) The JJK Men (Pre Relationship) here

You ask the JJK Men how often they tickle their pickle (Established Relationship) here

You get in a fight with the JJK Men (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2 (The Apology)

The JJK Men catch you being silly on the cams (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You're getting kicked out of Japan and the JJK Men aren't having it (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You (try to) prank the JJK Men (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You're feeling insecure about your weight and the JJK Men aren't having it (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

The JJK Men leave their phone unattended around a female that likes them (Established Relationship) PT1 (Make Up 1 2)

You accidentally text the JJK Men you love them for the first time (Early Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

The JJK Men come home early and see you less than dressed in your newly shared place (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

The JJK Men notice your rapid weight loss (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You hide from the JJK Men after a particularly intense night (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

The JJK Men are tired of being second best to your bestie (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You get underwear with the JJK Men's name on it (Established Relationship) here

You get fired, the JJK Men react (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

The JJK Men are don't want to hang out with friends and need you to say no (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

The JJK Men get jealous of your K-Pop crush (Established Relationship) PT1 PT2

You wear a Hanfu Dress the JJK Men react (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men take and wear your makeup (Established Relationship) here

You wear pheromone spray, the JJK Men go feral (Established Relationship) here

You want a nibble of the JJK Men's tiddie (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men find your stuffies (Established Relationship) here

Someone's breaking in and the JJK Men help (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men comfort you about your scars (Established Relationship) here

Your baby slaps the JJK Men awake (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men see you with their enemy (Established Relationship) here

You get kidnapped, the JJK Men don't believe you at first (Established Relationship) here

You pretend to be the JJK Men (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men catch you sleeping in weird positions (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men miss you when you're gone (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men find your sketchbook (Pre Relationship) here

You're stressed and the JJK Men try to help (Established Relationship) here

You're worried you aren't the JJK Men's type (Established Relationship) here

You're ass was grabbed, the JJK Men won't stand for it (Established Relationship) here

You pop out and kiss the JJK Men before running (Established Relationship) here

Your TikTok goes viral and the JJK Men are the stars (Established Relationship) here

The JJK Men's sleeping habits are bad and you catch them on camera (Established Relationship) here

You ask the JJK Men to take your virginity (Established Relationship) here

You're struggling with your PCOS, the JJK Men try to help (Established Relationship) here

You can't breath and can't find your inhaler but the JJK Men have one(Established Relationship) here

You get caught being weird by the JJK Men (Established Relationship) here

You swapped bodies with the JJK Men (Established Relationship) here

You ask the JJK Men if you can put it in their ass (Established Relationship) here

You get the JJK Men's name tattooed (Established Relationship) here

PEG THE BIRD🗣🗣

Oh, You Done Got Me Fucked Up.

Because im in disbelief and im amazed. sigh.

Same vibe. Same pout. The way their hair covers their faces. Same. Their collars. Love it.

Oh my god🥺🥺

Afterlife

Guys, guys, guys! I have to share this stunning piece of art with you!

Once again, it was created by the incredibly talented @explosion-island, inspired by a small idea of mine. This artwork is part of my way of coping with Touya’s confirmed fate (though he will forever live in my heart and soul). I couldn’t help but wonder how things would be if he reunited with Shiggy and Toga.

Please consider following and supporting this amazing artist — her talent and kindness truly know no limits!

Oh the BDE is potent

walk in the room like a Boss