Arno In A Pink Glittery Jacket And Basketball Shorts: Look Jacob Do I Have To?

Crystal Stalker

My freshman art project from last year👌😎

I know I've been throwing this idea around but it never really kicked off sooooo...

Since summer is finally here and school is out I have more time (and out of excuses) to actually do and commit stuff.

I have decided to just do an ask regarding to just me for now. I might open up ask for other characters I've created, but for now I'll have ask for me aaaand-

I'm proud to say I'll actualy draw out the asks instead of the usual

chat text

I do 24/7 with my headcanons. Soooo... YA!

Go ahead and send ask to me whenever, whether it be about art other fandoms, heck I'll even let you guys send me drawing request and ideas ever now and then. Just note that I won't always do those so don't freak out to hard if I don't do them, it'll just be an every now and then thing.

just want to put up some boundaries though cause let's be real there are a few jeepers creepers out there that are just... not ok.

rules:

Reminder that I am a MINOR ya I'm a young adult but STILL A MINOR, so please send age appropriate asks and nothing too personal.

Don't send any creepy messages I've already had enough personal experience with such things and rather not suffer that again here.

Don't send negative comments to me because boi if you don't like what I do then why are you asking me? constructive criticism is ok though.

If your gonna make an art request make sure the request is also AGE APPROPRIATE.

no the earth isn't flat... idk why I typed that but I'm leaving it there anyway.

Welp! those are the rules. I can't wait to start answering questions and drawing myself out as my Main OC the face of this blog

MoonLight Guardian of the Moon and Elemental of the Light! 🌙

Duccio gets thrown out

Pt. 1

An Assassin's creed of bel air headcanon

Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...

Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...

Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.

Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.

Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.

Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!

Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!

Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.

Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.

Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.

Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!

Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*

Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.

Duccio walks in.

Duccio: what's going on here?

Altair: no.

Duccio: what?

Altair: OUT!

Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!

Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.

Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*

Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.

Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.

Claudia: not like you care.

Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.

Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.

Edward: ...what?

Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.

Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.

Claudia: >=( ...

Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|

Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.

Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!

Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.

Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*

And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.

Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!

It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)

I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon 😉👌😎 more is to be expected.

MORE CURSED STUFF!!!

The Mandalorian chapter 15 SPOILER WARNING

...so ... Din Djarin helmetless... and minus the blood and cuts on his face....

... so uh... anyone else want some simp tea 🍵... also would you care for a side of

GET F@#$ING DUNKED ON MOFF GIDEN!!!!

THE MANDALORIAN IS COMING FOR YO @$$!!!!

HAHAHA-!!!!

... also can we take a second to appreciate how MUCH the mandalorian LOVES his kid and would show his face to an army of FREAKING EMPIRE SOLDIER AND COMMANDERS

Breaking his line of code ALL FOR THIS CUTE ADORABLE LITTLE GUY TO BE BACK IN HIS ARMS!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

... I have no explanation for this...

I REGRET NOTHING!

Leonardo da Vinci from AC as Charles Calvin from The Henry Stickmin collection

I don't know why, but I can see them becoming good friends, Charles and Leonardo making plans for henry and Ezio =D

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAN!!!

Moonlight guardian of the light & Darkmoon guardian of the dark

Hatsune miku and Ezio Auditore hanging out on my desk.

Don't mind them

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

Random headcanon time

(Ok I watched a tick tock that went down kind of like this... just trust me)

It was a normal Wednesday afternoon Desmond didn't have work that day and was chilling on the couch with his ancestors (more specifically Altair, Connor, ezio and Jacob) Shaun, Malik, and leonardo Da Vinci. They were watching T.V. (Spongebob cause why not) when bayek was helping Aya with laundry, rebecca having to help teach them how to use a washing machine.

All of a sudden the T.V. switched channels for breaking news.

Jacob: what the bloody hell?

Connor: what happened to the T.V. Desmond.

Desmond: chill out guys it's only the news, they usually do this when they have exciting or horrible news. Most of the time it's uh... usually bad.

Leonardo: oh dear.

Ezio: don't worry I'm sure there's a chance its it's not all that bad amico.

News caster: good evening fokes this is channel 2 news, I'm here today with breaking news. I'm here live in luxury Egypt for a shocking discovery.

Altair: hey Bayek isn't that where you lived thousands of years ago?

Bayek had walked behind the couch with a basket of laundry in his hands as his wife Aya walked behind him with clean folded towels.

Bayek: hm? Oh yes indeed. Aya look it's our home in Egypt.

Aya: oh yes, wonder why the news is talking about Egypt?

Malik: maybe they found another piece of Eden or something of your past?

Leonardo: another piece of Eden, *gasp* how exciting!

Ezio: you get excited about a lot of things amico.

Jacob: Ah, I don't get how you could get excited about the pieces of Eden. If you ask me there just a waist of time.

Shaun: Ssh! let's here what they say.

Shaun turns up the volume on the T.V.

Dave: More then 20 sealed coffins discovered near luxury Egypt.

In that moment Bayek and Aya their eyes widened in shock.

Malik: well it's no piece of Eden but I guess its something.

Jacob: Wait so the T.V decided that the boring news would be better then spongebob?! Boo!

Bayek and Aya then both drop everything in their hands in shock, once they did everyone turned over to them.

Desmond: Bayek? Aya? You guys... ok?

*Music in back ground intensifies*

Bayek: PUT THAT SH*T BACK!!!!!

Everyone quickly jerked back the minute he shouted.

Bayek: THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!!!

Desmond: jesus christ! What the hell Bayek?!

*Bayek starts hyperventilating*

Jacob: bloody hell what's wrong with you?!

Bayek: SHAUN GET THE ASSASSIN'S VAN STARTED AND GET EVERYONE IN THE VAN RIGHT NOW!!! AYA GET SENU AND LETS GO!!!

Shaun: why?! What do we need to go to Egypt for?!

Bayek: you don't understand! Those tombs are CURSED!!!

Aya: Bayek's right those tombs are SUPER CURSED!!!

Altair: what do you mean by cursed?

Bayek: it was said that a family shared the same barel ground thus explaining the 20 tombs, put a curse on there own graves before they passed.

Aya: and it was said that who ever disturbs the died of the 20 tombs of Luxury Egypt would bring terrible darkness and destruction of hell across the globe for a whole year!

Ezio: Dio mio, that can't be good!

Shaun: oh come on guys everyone knows curses aren't real.

Leonardo: I'm with Shaun on this one. Curses in Egypt technically aren't real. Its actually all the ancient air and germs that have been sealed away is the tombs for over thousands of years causing the sudden illnesses by exposure from inside the tombs.

Shaun: thank you leonardo.

Connor: I don't know Shuan maybe we should listen to Bayek. Curses are no joke.

Jacob: jokes jokes joke-

Altair: shut up Jacob!

Jacob: ... *pouts*

Desmond: really Shuan? You don't believe in curses, after everything we went threw together, you still don't believe in curses?

Shaun: Desmond everything that has literally happened to us can be scientifically explained and has a perfectly good logical explanation for all of it.

Desmond: what about me coming back to life?

Shaun: ... shut up Desmond.

Desmond: whatever.

Malik: either way, what can we do about?

Jacob: Aah I'm sure it'll be fine, right Shaun.

Shaun: exactly. Besides the year 2019 is almost over, what's the worst that could happen.

...

And that's how the year 2020 became an absolute nightmare of a year for the entire world.

This is why you listen to your elders kids it might just save the world.