Encantado!! Ahora Estoy Liado Con Examenes Pero Ya Te Seguí Jaja🧡

*in the groupchat*

Loki: “My dearest beloved fuckos” is a fun, gender-neutral way to begin a speech.

Sigyn: See also: “Esteemed bastards”

Skadi: “Gentlefolk, Ferals, and Domesticated Cryptids”

Thor: “My fellow yees and haws…”

As an Alastor fictive, i have been doing this kind of stuff for years so... i truly recommend it. Thank you for enlist such a wonderful tips. //genuine

If it helps anyone... Lately, I add the activity of recording short ""podcast"" to send friends, talking them about thoughts or anecdotes. That puts myself infront of the microphone and gives me comfort — A.🎙

Hello, my name is Alastor. I am a fictive from Hazbin Hotel.

I've been feeling dysphoric about the (female) body recently, so I decided to write things that I do to help those feelings, in case any other versions of me are looking for ways to help themselves.

Wear semiformal/formal clothes. Any colors work for me, but red/black is prefered.

If you can, do crafts that help you feel better (this could be anything you feel you're missing that could be easily accomplished) or buy things online.

Try to make your voice sound more flat when you talk.

There are lots of radio filter softwares, and programs to make your voice sound like Alastor specifically. I've spent a great deal of time just talking through the filters and then listening to myself. I'm weird, I know, but it helps.

Listen to the radio! Doesn't matter what it is, music or just talk stations.

if there's a time when you're talking into a microphone (whether it be theatre, making a podcast or blog, etc), imagine you're doing your radio show. If you actually do radio, even better!

If you can with friends, or when you're alone, refer to modern things in an old-timey way. It's hard to explain, but you know what I mean.

Listen to music. There are many hazbin playlists, or just listen to jazz or whatever helps you feel in the right mood.

And lastly, remember to always wear a smile!

-🎙️

funny coincidence

Sleepy deer man

little gon found some ducks🦆🦆🦆

┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ in this  ┃╱╱╲╲  house ╱╱╭╮╲╲  we ▔▏┗┛▕▔    appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲       Keeping terfs out of the witchblr community because our fellow trans, nonbinary, and male witches deserve respect ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Lost innocence.

sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head

Same!!!

my Persona 4 comfort couple <3

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

People when they hear the word godspouse are filled with stereotypes and prejudice and I just want to spit out some thoughts about it

- I am NOT Loki’s whore (and it’s totally fine to be, but don’t assume that everybody feels like being one)

- this is NOT a phase

- I DON’T have sexual dreams with Tom Hiddleston (he’s hot and if you do, totes ok)

- being a godspouse (more like godbride in my case) requires lots of hardwork so fucking recognize it

- OPEN YOUR FUCKING MIND FOR ONE SECOND

- it’s all about RESPECT and DEDICATION

- forget about the sexual stuff, not every godspouse does it and especially not every godspouse feels comfortable talking about it (like ffs you don’t ask about sexual details to your married friends)

- it’s very different from a human marriage, so before making any assumption, do some research and ask about it

- no it’s not a new thing, just because you’ve heard about recently doesn’t mean it started existing recently

- about Loki, Thor and the norse pantheon: don’t assume that every godspouse is a Marvel fan just because of the hype, or like, they became godspouses just because of it (also totally fine if they did)

- last but not least sorry for the crappy english, it’s 6:00 AM here and I haven’t slept all night

thank you, Moonala