Love Is Stored In The Bonk

Diese Idee ist mir einfach nicht aus dem Kopf gegangen

being a native german speaker on a predominantly english site is barbaric because i have to express myself in a language ten times less specifically mean (born to arschgeige forced to cunt) than my native tongue EXCEPT for two sundays a year when i can talken about the münsteraner tatort in ekelhaftestem denglisch and no one can mich aufhalten because i am surrounded by an armada of deutsche tumblrinas zwischen sechzehn und vierunddreißig who think the arschloch gerichtsmediziner and the depressed cop / tiny chronically correct woman, depending on who you ask, should fuck nasty. and that‘s strangely freeing.

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This post is mostly for those who don't want to have to click on the link in order to read the entirety of The Owl House's series bible.

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

Kann "Senioren-Einsatz-Komando" bitte der neue shippingname der zwei sein?

Same tho

Watched Encanto again and I cried Cried again.

reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump

Und? Alle schön wählen gewesen?