good Boy

no one will ever stop liking/reblogging that damned opposum post

Random person: do you support gay people? Me: *lists off all my gay ships*

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

yeet

yeet

Tom Brady has won 9.6% of all Super Bowls & has played in 18.9% of them.

“[x account] followed you”

me: “please please please don’t be a porn account”

it’s a porn account

this is so cute omg

“I’ll be your optimistic black hole

Full of love I can’t control

Let’s keep eachother safe from the world”

AAAAHH ITS ALMOST TIME FOR ENTERTAINMENT TO COME OUT!!! GODDD IM EXCITEDDDD

oh my god im sobbing

Waterboarding in Guantánamo Bay sounds fun if you don’t know what either of those things are.

why do I have to see this

Wolverine can’t be circumcised