Wdym Its Only A Midwestern Thing Lmao

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

good

It’s all about the candy corn!

20gayteen Pride Asks

1. What is your sexual orientation?

2. What is your romantic orientation?

3. Which pronouns do you use?

4. Have you come out to friends?

5. Have you come out to family?

6. Do you have a pride flag that fits your identity(s), and if so, which one?

7. Have you ever experienced queerphobia?

8. Are you flamboyant or more quiet?

9. Who was the first person you came out to?

10. What age did you come out?

11. How long have you think you’ve known you were queer?

12. Have you ever been to Pride parade(s)?

13. What is/was your biggest fear of coming out?

14. What annoying questions do you get (like how do you two have sex, aren’t there only two genders, etc…)

15. Who is your Gay Icon™️?

16. Which queer artist is your fav?

17. How many queer relationships have you been in?

18. Have people at Pride ever harassed you because you weren’t the typical gay/lesbian, or were in an opposite gender relationship at the time?

19. Are there any other queerfolk in your family or friend group?

20. Which color of the rainbow are you?

Feel free to send me asks, or tell me a bit about yourselves! Happy Pride everybody💗💜💙

more like a “Hey there bud, I know u, just sayin’ hi :)” and a “Bitch if you don’t start moving, I’m gonna run your ass over”

Cars should have two horns. A gentle honk and a forceful honk.

all of thot and edgy bitch

Pink Velvet Cake

Both bichon and shih tzu are on there yesss

20 good pups! 🐶

People with my name but with a “y” should be banished 

Reminder

Somewhere out there is a person with your name, except it’s spelled with a “y” and they just can’t figure out why you don’t spell your name right.

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

here he comes