Lesbians Got Left Out Of The Google Doodle Today Featuring Marsha P Johnson When Just About Every Other

multiples of 10

10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? No20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? I don't really remember, probably on discord30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Yes40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? Besides family ig, I haven’t kissed anyone in years

Ass up?!!?!?

TIL that the hermaphroditic animal known as a sea squirt begins its life as a tadpole like creature, until it settles down anus-up in a location for the rest of its life. It will then eat its own brain, disintegrate its nervous system, and fire sperm and eggs into the water to reproduce.

via reddit.com

honestly, same

So my history teacher is really mean and doesn’t like anybody. Today she decides she doesn’t want to teach. Instead she gets up, sits comfortably in the front of the class, and starts fire roasting everyone. She told people’s stupid answers on tests. Someone said the president serves for 40 years.

meh

at least i put effort into it

gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”

I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE TITTIES ON MY FEED BUT YET I DID >:^(

lol maybe I should finally do this

Friendly reminder that Vincent van Gogh willingly checked himself into an asylum so that he could get better, resulting in him creating some of the most iconic paintings of his entire career, done in the asylum, when he was being treated 24/7, because he finally didn’t have to struggle with his demons and could instead focus on his muse, WHICH WERE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

Remember this little insignificant painting?

How about this one?

Check this one out:

All of these and more were painted in the asylum when he was receiving treatment for his mental illnesses and I know I just said that but I said it again and I’m saying it a third time until you dramatic abled assholes understand!

VINCENT VAN GOGH

- KNEW THAT HE WAS MENTALLY ILL

- WANTED TO CHANGE THAT

- WENT TO AN ASYLUM

- GOT THE HELP HE NEEDED

- PAINTED SOME ICONIC MASTERPIECES AS A RESULT!

SO DON’T YOU DARE COME OUT HERE WITH THIS, “I WISH I WAS DEPRESSED SO I COULD BE AS CREATIVE AS VAN GOGH” BULLSHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE KNEW THAT HIS DEMONS WERE HARMING HIS WORK, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIS HEALTH, AND HE DID EVERYTHING WITHIN HIS POWER TO FIGHT THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HIS LIFE, UNTIL THEY ENDED UP WINNING! 

People with my name but with a “y” should be banished 

Reminder

Somewhere out there is a person with your name, except it’s spelled with a “y” and they just can’t figure out why you don’t spell your name right.