Mothercluckerwastaken - Motherclucker

A Friendly Reminder

-Deadpool is insecure -Deadpool has chronic pain -Deadpool is submissive in bed -Deadpool is pansexual -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips -Deadpool is a blonde -Deadpool’s initials are WWW -Deadpool had an abusive father -Deadpool’s mother died from cancer -Deadpool fell in love with a teenager -Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her -Deadpool had a daughter -Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful -Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine -Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids -Deadpool is good with kids -Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong -Deadpool hates himself -Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting -Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead -Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

I can barely believe this is actually my voice. This was my third attempt at a French audio because I thought the first two hadn’t worked

Repost if it’s okay to send you icky thoughts <3

The feminine urge to be someone’s problematically young gf 😖

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need this

there are so many nights when my dada gets super horny in the middle of the night so he comes to my room instead and starts jerking off over my sleeping face. he can’t keep his hands to himself since it’s my fault i look so fuckable and dumb even when sleeping. he starts by pulling down my shirt so that my little tits hang out of my shirt, and then he starts groping them as much as he likes. then he pulls away my blankie only to see me wearing no pants and having a dark wet spot on my hello kitty panties. he throws his head back and groans loudly as he continues jerking off, thinking of how much of an icky slut his daughter is for being so desperate for cock all the time. he starts rubbing my little clit hard and fast until i wake up with a loud whine and cum so hard in my little girl panties at the same time as dada shoots his warm & sticky cum all over my face and paci

Ya boi’s back

probably no audios for a bit tho :3

tee hee another audio