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(Y/n): Is something burning?
Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.
(y/n): So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I'd sleep.
how you guys? did you eat yet? whats your favorite color?
it’s lilac season babes go pick some pretty purple flowers
 Jeff: Is this your plan B? (y/n): Technically, this is plan P. Jeff: Plan P? Is there a plan M? (y/n): Yes, but I marry EJ in plan M. EJ: I like plan M.
(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?
Toby: World domination.
(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.
Toby: You are my world.
(Y/n): Aww...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): ...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): OH.
I won't lie. It's a little spooky. After seeing someone's hair move in that manner, they are beginning to doubt their sanity.
You make an effort to persuade them that your hair isn't particularly self governing.
Naturally, with a little persuasion, they would accept your statement, but they would remain skeptical.
When they become accustomed to your "moving hair," they would like to braid it. (To prevent you from one day killing them with a death grip out of rage)
On movie night, they would ask you to bring them some snacks, and you would do it without moving a muscle by stretching across the mansion with your hair.
Can I request a Toby,eyeless jack, and or masky catching their s/o up at 2 am downing a whole bag of shredded cheese
No questions asked. Just shredded cheese.
LMAO WHAT? ILL GET RIGHT ON IT BBY.
P.s: shredded cheese just hits different at night.
Y/n: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. red guy: Are you a software update? because not right now.
freddy:Â That was so hot, (y/n). (y/n):Â I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. freddy:Â I'm so in love with you.