Regular Occurrence

“Buy a vape pen. Get addicted.” - Barack Obama to Lin Manuel Miranda.

This is so inspirational, anon.

happy pride

hello WHAT

hello vro

hello slave

why donyou simp for hal 9000

GET OUTTA MY ASK BOX

what an interesting guy! I sure do wonder what his opinion on HAL 9000 is!

what does this even MEAN you've said worse

why is ye/kanye west in you.....

because. the ye is in me 🔥️🔥️🔥

I have mixed feelings about this one

the yuri demons...they're taking over.......AARRHGG!

heh…..wanna do butt stuff…..? send.

get the FUCK outta my ask box

eyeless jack hcs because brainrot and i'm being dragging back to my creepypasta phase

also these are just my silly little thoughts!! iirc eyeless jack is an abandoned character and is basically in the fandoms hands, so if you disagree with any of these please just remember that this is tumblr, i've seen worse things on here than just a silly little headcanon

content warnings: some gore (i'm trying to keep it at a light level and didn't go into depth)

had an emo phase in middle school, painted his nails black despite his parents protest and snuck out with friends to go to hot topic and spencers. most likely got weird looks since he lived in a religious town. also had to go like 30 minutes away just to get to the nearest mall

ok so if we're using the slender manor au then he can read braile, the man is blind!!!! i feel like this fandom forgets that so often. if we're using the feral animal forest dweller au then he only has the information that he learned in school (elementary middle and high, college too) and random tidbits of weird and unnecessary information

he doesn't always kill his victims, unless they wake up. he just does kidney surgery and sews em back up and leaves.

has blackish-brown hair

has never been able to stop the black goop dripping from his eye sockets, it's just continuous and probably annoys him most of the time when it drips onto his clothes

due to the whole demon thing he got some superhuman-demon stuff. and grew to about 7'5 (226 cm).

most likely has a little stash of weird organs he's tried

referring back to the first hc, he grew up in a small christian town in the middle of nowhere in the midwest or the upper parts of the south in the usa (most likely has some religious trauma, which got a bit worse when the whole demon sacrifice thing happened)

with slender manor au i like to think they all basically have mini apartments. small kitchen, small bathroom, but enough room to not be crammed. EJ got a special room with a taller ceiling bc he kept bumping his head against it (the apartment thingy is an idea i got from reading night monster on wattpad before it got deleted (still never finished it bc i got busy with school but i got to around chapter 47 when toby was making the abandoned house thingy and good lord atp i was just reading it for shits and giggles and traumatizing myself))