The Psychiatrist Diagnosed Me With Divine Madness

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

unlike adult seals, baby seals are painfully aware that they were once land mammals, and must writhe around wretchedly beneath the agonizing weight of this incongruity until they can finally be reluctantly coaxed into the waves, at which point the ocean washes their souls clean of this knowledge like the blissful waters of lethe.

Sleeping Bulborb #519: AAAAAH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS ATTACKING ME?!!?!?!

Olimar’s Pikmin:

i need teen skk to be physically affectionate with each other but in the weirdest possible ways because dazai has never had anyone his own age to bond with and chuuya, while he technically did have "friends," was seen as a leader rather than a member of the group. i need them making up ridiculous excuses to sit super close together so they can put their heads on each other's shoulders when they're sleepy after missions. i need dazai complaining about a headache so chuuya will let him put his head in his lap and play with his hair. i need dazai biting chuuya out of cuteness aggression and chuuya being like "what the fuck?" and then allowing it to continue regularly. i need them to share a bed on missions "for safety" even though there are two beds in the room, they just want to sit on the bed and play cards and end up accidentally falling asleep tangled up like a pile of cats. i need them to be physically close but never ever admit that it's intentional.

YUP YOU UNDERSTAND 💥💥💥💯💯

fem zoro and her shameless when it comes to nudity is so personal to me

her nip slipped out mid dinner? she just tucks it back in while the cook bleeds in the background

she does have any clean underwear? fine she wont wear

she wants to swim? just undresses

“gender is a game and i’m winning”

“gender is a game and i’m using cheat codes”

gender is a game and i’m ignoring the main objectives to decorate my base and romance npcs

This is so angsty Sanji core