Shoutout To My Dad For Being The Funniest Person I Know

Kedi (2016)

demon eater

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.

thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

i really do it for the girls. specifically the girly girls.

In my experience people actually go insane about fat tummy all the time but are afraid to publicly express it so you have to do it for them. Anyways reblog if you would make out with someone’s fat tummy, want someone to make out with your tummy, or if you think the united states needs to violently topple their two party liberal democracy if it wants any hope of progressing further left of neoliberal capitalism

hi, was thinking Abt this but:

malicious and intentional "they/theming" is very much a real thing and counts as misgendering/degendering.

even if it's a trans person you don't like, that person deserves to have the correct pronouns used. it's basic human rights.

Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.

They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.

If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.

I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.

Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.

normally I don't care for sports but like I'm sorry I think that halftime show was awesome and Kendrick's whole performance (past the Drake stuff) was extra fucking powerful in my opinion

having Samuel L Jackson play uncle Sam, representing America, telling black folks we're "too loud, too ghetto, etc" which represents our systemic oppression, was just so good....

white racist calling the halftime show horrible is even better. i love black people and being black

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave