WHTATATATTSTSYTS?!??!??!?!?!2!!2!!1!2!!1!1!1'bwn NORMAN ALEXANDER MENYOON?!?! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!

This obviously is a black and white version of my Pope Francis drawing🖤🩶🕊️

happy valentines day or whatever i don't have a partner or smth

one of these days i WILL personally confront this man.. ONE OF THESE DAYS. TRY FIGHTING ME I HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU I WILL FIGHT YOU/nbh

ITS GOING TO GET WORSE

Hello Ripley.. Ahem.

I'm sorry you have to see all of that. You see, it is supposed to be a private conversation between me and Ainsworth. I was concerned but.. perhaps I was being too harsh.

Here, have this, I'll make it up to you. It's a flower I thought you'd appreciate. I haven't asked Shepherd what it means, but it should be something..

What do you say? I am always here to comfort you if you need it. I'm sorry Ainsworth said that. I'll make him apologize to you. ☺️

- 🐍 ( @ask-norman-alexander-lotf )

“you? give me flowers? after all you’ve done to pry about my relations with Ainsworth? i shall hardly accept this. do not attempt to fool me with apologies, Norman. I know your mind dwells in places of hate.

if you must know, we were friends. were, until you started to pry. was it you who made him say those things? perhaps, but it was me who left of my own accord. so take your flower and feed it to the flies, why don’t you!!”

you count its close enough

as a fellow fish can i get fish pngs (can have every other type of colourful fish but i would also like a carp) thank you ❤️🔥

Am I fish? 😃 I had no idea

i did what was right.

Gosh, I wish I could. I have been working for who-knows-how-long and the Foundation somehow decided to do this.. weird mandatory action. Whatever it is, they say they were gravely concerned of how little I take breaks. All I wanted was to work.

Oh well, do not fret, doctor. When I get back, I can do my job properly. As a microbiologist, we are underrated, and I am afraid I am possibly the only one who is carrying the task.

The Foundation needs me, no matter what.

Ahem, hey. I'm trying to get myself familiar with the place after being stuck in my office for.. Uh.. I actually forgot to count. Wow, great job, Labrat.

Anyways, since the foundation is trying to stop me from rotting in my office with the rest of the pathogens I am attending, I guess I should start reintroducing myself. Were you new here or something..? I keep forgetting people's names here.

I digress. My name is Labrat.. Splinky Labrat. I believe Dr. Bright would have said something along the lines of "OoOoh she's a CRYPTID!" or whatever.. He named me like that, do not ask.

And you are... —?

- 🍄‍🟫🌈 ( @msfisherot )

(AUAHAUHSUDHD YOUR OC BLOG IS SO COOL PELASE HUAHAUAHH -🐟)

My name is unneeded to you, simply call me doctor.

Make yourself useful and do some work, I unsure if you managed that locked up in an office, either way any moment spent not working is wasting time, you have the privilege of working here take your role seriously.

GO SUPPORT MY COOL FRIEND @bucketfullofstrawberries AS HE TRIES TO GET MONEY FOR HOPEFULLY MOVING OUT !! and just in general. bc he needs it.

he does very lovely art and is absolutely wonderful and a very close friend of mine and if able any support to him is appreciated !! both from him obviously and also myself bc. i wanna make sure that gremlins (/aff) happy

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RICHARD NO THATS CRIMINAL NEGLIGENT MANSLAUGHTER

Can you help me? I'm scared of swimming. Please...

-Littlun

TRIGGER WARNING : DROWNING

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[It watches. It stood there menacingly. It tilted its head as some sort of mock towards crying child of their misery. Despite the your pleas, it only stood there with the buzzing barely audible underneath the water. You don't know if the water itself was safe at all either, as it engulfed you and pushed you further into the dirt and the grime it secretly held despite the odd stillness. It just.. kept.. dragging you further, the water going down on your throat, then to your nose, and to your eyes. Something must have already went inside through those entrances as it hurts to even think. Maybe an amoeba? It's not too far fetched to think and maybe learn that something in that water is already eating you alive. You just hoped that the heaping form of flies right in front of you either helps you or puts you out of your misery. You just hoped.]

[Well, maybe that is too much wishful thinking. The beast right in front of you never budged, in that which is the worst to happen. It only watched. That's the most painful part. It watched you drown. You can barely hear a synchronized thundering vibration from the surface, a pattern. A laugh. That damned creature that constantly makes a buzzing sound and shrieked fear towards all of the boys laughed at your situation. It felt stupid, humiliating, miserable, even for your own final moments. Is this really what your last memory in this world going to be? Is this even real?]

[You just.. really wished he killed you right then and there. But it didn't. It let the stillwater kill you first.]

[Your pleas are futile against the beast. It cared enough to mock you to why you asked for help.]

golly gee theres so much LOTF ask blogs help me 😭