I’ve Seen People Talking About Tentacles That Pump Aphrodisiacs Into You While You Suck On Them. Which

Happy International Asexuality Day! 🥳❤

A scene from my Hazbin Hotel fanfic series.

i am something of a scientist

Someone being patient with you on your bad days is one of the softest forms of love

Uhhhh idk I was sad at 1am so I can't rlly uh no thought process

people forgot the homophobic dog came out as bisexual and is now fond of gays. don't even claim you know the lore. real homophobic dog fans know about the redemption arc -_-

This human I am proud of

Bird or tree

But it just feels calm

Yes I love this little running adorable things they give cuteness aggression

I like this one

Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:

Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)

Hissing into the void (Miles)

Bench pressing a building (Peter B)

Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)

Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)

Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)

Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)

It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.