Of Course Joker Loves The Ending To Marley And Me

Bruce realy does like to collect people especially broken people. Assuming the dude with rubix cube is Riddler, do you think he cried when he heard Bruce referrer to him as family because my dude had some bad luck with family and needs a serious hug.

Clark: You can’t keep collecting family from the streets whenever you’re sad, you have to have a limit.

Bruce: Don’t you ever talk about me, my second dad, my wife, my five sons, three daughters, their ecoterrorists aunts, their uncle that tried to kill me while showing me his first rubix cube, their other uncle I got from the sewer, their scientist uncle and aunt, my dog, cow, cat named after my second father, bat colony, or my wife’s five cats that way ever again.

If Riddler ever reforms again I don't think I want him as a PI. I have a better Idea sense Barbra isn't Oracle anymore can Ed become the new Oracle. Oh I can imagine him sitting behind the bat computer now Alfred bringing him cookies and Ed talking about how information is his business and how he has all the awnsers to all your questions. He'll help keep Batman alive for a change and he'll be screaming at Bruce about him doing somthing stupid or laugh everytime he gets his ass kicked.

I thought about this for awhile and now I can't get it out of my head so I decided to do what I do with all my other horrible ideas share them, sorry if I ruined your day.

You know recently I've noticed everytime someone tells me somthing can't be done I directly think of ways to defy them its a compulsion a must, you have to prove them wrong. You try to find a work around and Ideas to say fuck you it can be done. I'm working a bunch of pairings and storys for this exact reason. Screw all who say things can't be done, I feel like no is a better motivator then yes. Anyone else do this or is it just me.

FINALLY, somebody said it.

People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

Ok I feel I should specify that I support all ships but I have favorites, feel free to send a ship my way, I'll write head canons like super speedy like.

Seriously though everyone else needs to chill the fuck out

Rogues Cast As Wizard Of Oz Charicters

I've got somthing in the works so I want to show the cast before.

Dorothy: Harley Quinn (Real Big Suprise I know)

Scarecrow: Scarecrow (obviously)

Tin Man: Mr Freeze

Cowardly Lion: Catwomen

Wizard: Riddler

Toto: Bud and Lou (yes there's two totos deal with it)

Wicked Witch: Poison Ivy

I didn't do this on purpose bit I might have given the wizard more motivation to kill the witch and well I think Riddler will win this battle .

Rogue Files: Selina's Friends

At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.

What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.