Listen Up!

thank you so very very much( that’s two very’s)

Hellooo, here are all my Rise of the tmnt refs!!

Who ever wins, I’ll draw them swearing + the subsequent reaction from the rest of the teetles

here!

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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?

he’s getting flashbacks

yes, yes, either put a bunch of people in a house together, provide for their every need, and tell them whoever leaves last wins like a million dollars, add in a voting system to kick someone out each week, or just make a goddamn sitcom using like 4 sets, and boom, instant money. I grew up on Survivor, Icarly, and that shit, and look at me, I'm wonderful.

The children yearn.

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".