No, We're Not Getting The Png Bc I'm Too Lazy To Open My Computer And Get It.

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Raze: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Killjoy: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Viper: Good morning to everyone except the two of you.

Yet again, dialogue credit is awarded to @hvstias

random valo hcs

neon has an extremely loud laugh. the duelists will be chilling in the living room in silence when neon will burst out scream-laughing because of a meme on her phone and scare everyone

much like how sova doesnt like cypher because of how secretive he is, he does not like chamber one bit like at all :/

jett and astra are the type of ppl to hit/swat people while they’re laughing. one time phoenix made jett laugh so hard she punched his arm and accidentally gave him a bruise

jett and phoenix are the closest to each other out of all the agents. platonic or not they love each other a lot and they can talk for hours about nothing and if one of them had a bad mission or a bad day, they spend the night cuddling. a lot of the times they dont talk about it. they just hug it out.

when raze is sad she gets really quiet, which makes everyone notice and everyone will do their best to cheer her up because it’s super upsetting to see raze upset :(((

when neon was first recruited and sent out on her first mission, (which was a success) she burst out crying due to the stress on the plane ride home :( sage was there to comfort her tho

reyna has soft spot for omen. she pities how he struggles to keep himself together (literally) so she’s not as harsh to him as she is to the other agents

astra is a very affectionate person. she gives forehead kisses a lot :] no one, not even viper or reyna object because astra’s genuinely so sweet and it’s nice to get a kiss from her. one time sova and astra were on a successful mission together and astra was like YAAAAY and just hugged him and kissed his cheek. sova was like oh ok ig this is happening now lmao

whenever someone’s having a really rough day omen will knit them something. maybe it’s a sweater or a scarf but he will notice and shove it in your arms and scuttle away. it’s his way of showing he cares:’)))) he worked on a small teddy bear for raze for weeks.

yoru has horrendous bed hair lmao one time he fell asleep on the couch and everyone took pictures for blackmail

one time phoenix tried to give kayo a high five. phoenix then broke his hand.

jett and brimstone are absolutely horrendous at video games. killjoy makes fun of them for this :’) jett rages while brim’s just extremely confused the entire time

the no fraternization rule is never followed. like ever. brim tried to lecture them ONCE about it but it was super awkward and he never tried to bother again.

I just really wanted to draw Brim in glasses, and I can see him wearing it while fiddling with his console/bracer on his free time. (─‿─)

What if all the agents started trying to pronounce chambers name the way he says it with a french accent to annoy him,, so for almost an entire week everyone just goes "chambeur"

Meanwhile he's trying very hard not to snap

Show me your fear

anyway my New Classmate© and Friend™ says that when we hit 25 we'll receive a random permanent debuff, for example, always feeling tired

but i already always feel tired, i said

unfortunately he also claims that i will simply get another debuff. like permanent back pain or something

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