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The world is not ready for the power of orange cat.

I feel like Capitano is like one of those big guard dogs that look really scary but will excitedly jump on you and wag their tale whenever you come home from work (and gets along shockingly well with the other pets).

Pulcinella is literally called the rooster so that is what he is, no I do not take constructive criticism

I like imagining Sandrone as a hamster, but instead of being in the hamster ball she just rolls around on top of it (the hamster ball is that ruin machine dude that carries her around. the hamster ball has a grumpy expression drawn on with sharpie)

Does the Tsaritsa just adopt people with stray animal energy?

-Childe has golden retriever energy.

-Scara has sassy cat energy,

-Dottore has the energy of a cat that rips up your curtains to test if he can get away with it.

-Signora has the energy of a poodle who thinks that she’s the best in show.

-Columbina has the energy of one of those cats that sleeps all day but will claw your eyes out if you wake her up.

-Pantalone has the energy of a cat that pushes stuff of the counter because he KNOWS that you won’t do anything about it other than clean up his mess.

(I don’t know enough about the others to do theirs so add on if you want!)

I forgot I even drew this lmao 💀

good mornings from the nxx group chat

Mato :)

Barok but he wears thigh high crocs

HOW COULD DARE YOU

If I was directing a wolf 359 tv show I would frame all the shots of Jacobi and maxwell so that their bodies were overlapping in some way and then after maxwell dies jacobi’s silhouette never touches anyone else’s

Part II of Kazuha’s story with collecting leaves 🥹

Part I: https://www.tumblr.com/poko-no-spoko/714072442707066880/he-buys-them-at-awful-prices

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POKO

He… buys them At awful prices

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

what if the connection between the fatui harbingers and the archons are meant to have some sort of code or hint?

so if we take into consideration that in the start of the game we meet an archon (venti) before we encounter any of the fatui, and there are 7 archons- this indicates that the 7 comes first in the hypothetical code.

now if we look at the harbingers, there are 11 of them total if we disregard the death of signora. keep in mind that the fatui and the archons are both, in some way, not a fan of celestia. 2 of the archons we’ve met so far have seemingly cut ties with celestia. this herein just stabilizes the similarities between the 2 opposite forces.

if we put the two and two together, this combination of both the 11 fatui harbingers and the 7 archons has lead me to the conclusion that the answer has to be 7/11.

7/11 is the answer.

there will canonically be a 7/11 in genshin impact, theoretically speaking. whether this appearance of the fabled 7/11 will impact the storyline or be a mysterious force behind the scenes, that’s up for debate…

thank you for coming to my ted talk everybody, i really appreciate it.