Mysteriouslytragic - Ivy

if this happens again I’m gonna assume I’m somehow accidentally doing it on purpose

Lan Zhan: this is fine

The Guanyin temple confession is maybe my favorite scene of any piece of media I've ever consumed because it's so unpredictable.

You got the villain just halting his evil plot, full stop, in the middle of his gloating speech, no less, because "What do you MEAN you guys aren't even together?! What?! No, no, no, there won't be any romantic misunderstanding in my hostage situation! Honey, tell him!"

And then the calmest, most polite character alive procceeds to go his version of apeshit on this punk like "my brother like-likes you, you fucking pinecone! You useless twink! We all thought you were a hoe but you are just an imbecile!" (Which is a nice parallel to the Jiang brothers' hatred for the peacock, but I digress)

And THEN, when it's the perfect moment for a climatic love confession, homeboy goes and screams for everyone to hear that he... really wanted that dick, Hanguang-jun! Where's love? Who cares? WWX wants to ride you like a carnival ride: sticky and filthy and multiple times.

It's a wonder that Xichen didn't yank that string from Jing GuangYao to strangle WWX himself.

This has been my favorite addition, I cackled like a seal irl lol

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself

(please reblog instead of liking)

chuuya, when he finally gets his own car (he's known how to drive for ages now, but hasn't been allowed to unless necessary), marching over to dazai and forcing him inside. all smug and excited—"get the fuck in, dazai!!"—absolutely elated that he's the older one. rolling down the windows and turning the radio up all the way, annoying every building they pass as they speed through the entire city in minutes. fuck the red lights, and fuck the stop signs—they're laughing almost hysterically the entire time, and chuuya's clutching onto his hat because more than once it flies out the window. dazai's trying to stay calm and be the mature one but chuuya's smiles are infectious, and soon enough he's shouting off-key along with the music, flipping off anyone they pass, and skipping through the stations just to irritate chuuya—except chuuya's nearly doubled over in laughter, struggling to maintain control over the car and himself. they come home at 1am, with texts and calls from their superiors because their mission reports are late, and where the fuck are they, and answer the damn phone, but neither of them could care, stumbling into someone's apartment (is it chuuya's, or dazai's, or someone else's entirely?), giggling the whole way through. "we're doing this again when you get a car, mackerel," chuuya bites out, knocking dazai over to grab himself some water. dazai agrees silently, rolling his eyes and picking himself back up. "just try not to lose your hat when it happens, then," he calls back, with chuuya's hat in his hand and a panicked chuuya reaching up to his head to find it.

One day, I will have to explain to google that I don't have kids, I am a writer.

How I imagine the conversation would go-

Google: You don't have kids?

Me: Nope, none

Google: Why did you search things like "best baby names" "unique baby names" "baby names meaning leader"???

Me: I aM a wRiTeR

Me....

“I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.”

— Melissa Cox

just imagine how sirius would react when he finds out harry is dating ginny, ron's little sister

harry is calmly eating breakfast one day when he gets a howler, and he's never gotten a howler before, so he panics thinking it's one of his dads and he tries to banish it but the thing explodes and it's sirius

"HARRY JAMES POTTER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS! IS THIS THE WAY JAMES AND REGULUS RAISED YOU? IS THIS THE WAY WE RAISED YOU? I AM SO— remus, let go of me, don't you see i'm busy— I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SISTER, NO LESS! YOUNG MAN YOU HAVE NO MORALS! NO RESPECT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR— what exactly is it you find funny, james? the poetic irony of this betrayal? regulus, stop laughing before i hex you, and you too peter, this isn't fucking funny—"

and ron laughs so hard he forgives harry on the spot