AU Powder: I Know You're Tryin' To Be All Serious And Sciency And Stuff Right Now, Professor, But Part

Jinx: Well, sis, I have a confession to make. This is your surprise wedding!

Vi: What?! (tears of joy) Aw, Powder, I can't believe you did this for… wait… why is Caitlyn tied up…?

Jinx: It's a surprise for both of you!

Jinx: I know you're sweet on her. Hope you had a chance to… y'know…

Vi: Oh, um… be right back!

(grabs Caitlyn and runs off somewhere private)

Miscellaneous (non-Starbula) Post-Vol. 3 Headcanons

The Sovereign are so averse to making contact with "lesser beings" that they don't make physical greetings or signs of affection like hugs, handshakes, fist bumps, high fives, etc. Adam has been gradually learning these gestures since moving to Knowhere.

Phyla calls Nebula Mommy/Mama, Quill is Dad and Drax is Papa. All the other adults are Uncles or Aunts, except Rocket (he's Captain).

High Evolutionary considers most of Quill's playlist "not real music", so Rocket makes sure his prison cell is placed near one of the biggest speakers to annoy him whenever they play it.

Adam thinks Star-Lord is actual nobility, and he addresses Quill as Your Lordship.

Kraglin and Cosmo have built a specially made pen for Mantis' Abilisks on Knowhere, so they can stay there when/if she comes home.

Once they have all the buildings repaired (and any other new buildings/facilities they're planning to set up) Nebula wants to go looking around the other planets for more plant life to put on Knowhere so they can make it look nicer and greener. Groot will be her main consultant for picking the best ones.

When Rocket's new Guardians go on their missions, Phyla always likes to take souvenirs from the planets she goes to and bring them back to Knowhere to show Nebula. It's usually just mundane trinkets or even bits of rock or rubble, but she treats every one she collects like a beautiful treasure.

Adam, Phyla and the other rescued experiments don't know or remember when they were born and have no birth records. So they all share a "birthday" on the anniversary of the day they came to Knowhere and became part of the Guardians family.

Nebula's favourite music groups are Generation X and U2, but she hasn't told anyone this.

When Quill eventually comes back to Knowhere, he'll have caught up on all the trends, songs and pop culture changes that happened during his time in space and want to share them with everyone else. Most of them still prefer his 70's/80's stuff, though.

Please bring her back, Dreamworks (and the rest of the Five too!)

Tigress + smile

Do you think Olaf's ever thought about having a sister?

Personally, if I had literally hundreds of brothers, I think a little sister would be a nice change of pace.

Ted and Rebecca could have gone down as one of the best friendships in TV history or one of the best romances in TV history, but they bungled it so much on both fronts that now it won't be remembered as either. #TedLasso.

"Ma'am, why is the former Captain America wearing those colours. Is he Captain Yemen now?"

Reporter: Miss De Fontaine, why is there a Captain America and a Captain Russia in the new Avengers?

Valentina: We wanted a really diverse team. Next.

Way better pitch than what Ego went with.

[GOTG1 Nebula developing a crush on Peter somehow]

Nebula: Together you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world. We will dominate the galaxy!

Little girl: (sits crying)

Jinx: It's okay. We'll show them. We'll show them all.

Girl's parents: Hey, get away from our daughter!

Jinx: Oh shit! (snatches the kid up and makes a run for it)

Me before watching this: Personally, I never saw Tigress and Po as romantic. Just seems more like friendship to me.

Me after watching this:

Just One Glance

Synopsis: Set a few months after the events of the Secrets of the Scroll, and years before the events of the first Kung Fu Panda film, The Furious Five make their official debut as the new protectors of the Valley of Peace. Po, not really knowing who they are but remembers seeing them when they fought Boar together, and having enough memory to carve their action figures out of wood, sees them presented to society for the first time as masters. He is in awe of their skills and awesomeness, but one young Tigress catches his eye. 

If the events of Secrets of the Scroll was about the day Po fell in love with Kung Fu, then this is about the day he started crushing on Tigress.

Based on a short script I wrote a couple years ago (or longer, I can’t remember.) You can feel free to read the script here on FF.net.

I have been wanting to create a comic or animatic for this for a long time to get it out of my head, and I finally had some time to work on it over a weekend (emphasis on 'some'), so it’s not perfect, but enough to get the idea across lol. I can’t do voices, so had to add subtitles, but if anyone is interested in adding a voice over for these characters, let me know lol. 😂 Took some liberties, too, but I hope you KFP/TiPo fans enjoy nonetheless! 🐼 🐯 🍜