"There Is No Floral Space Mommy Coming To Give You Free Healthcare And Make You Her Pet." She Will. She

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Tutorial on drawing characters/OCs who have some sort of facial paralysis. It doesn't cover all possible variants because I was using mirror as my main reference lawl

Keep in mind that this is an introductory drawing tutorial and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People 👍

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Higher being, these words are for you alone:

chimken nugegt

So true

many girls who "want" to "fight" are masochists with extra steps. to them, it's a ritual to goad you into throwing another punch. a few others are genuine brats. these ones want to lose. they really will offer tooth and nail resistance but they want to lose. listen. both of these things are respectable. fun! i won't just entertain them: in the right mood i very much enjoy fulfilling their symbiotic roles. but fighting is when you both think you are going to win. fighting is when one of you is wrong.

Strong likelihood of frogs in my yard

Honestly I think one of the biggest appeals to the HDG fandom is seated in a near primal level of feelings. We as humans have spent our entire existence as being the big friend shaped creature that loves to pack bond and love other creatures with such a fervor that it seems endless to these less long lived animals.

Just to imagine that same feeling that your cat gets when they get scratched by you, or the adoring feeling that your dog gets when they see you come home from work, I think there's a deep rooted longing that we as a species also cry out for those same feelings.

personally i love when people find my ocs hot

Tripped and fell into the HDG fandom. As a trans woman, it might be over for me. I’m stuck between wishing I was an Affini so I could spoil all the people who are basically my florets, and wishing that a big strong plant woman would pump me full of Xenodrugs and just let me walk through life in a drugged-out haze

Lotta robotfuckers on this platform. Hell yeah. And we can swear. Hell yeah. Why didn’t I make an account sooner? Now I can see the bits happen in real time instead of screenshotted and posted to Pinterest over the course of a few days. Just saying random shit and people on the internet can see it and be like “ok cool”

Onion update: one of them now has a pair of sunglasses

I am now 1,500 words deep into a HDG fic. Will post chapter 1 to Ao3 and link once it’s done! I already have a lot of the general storyline mapped out, which is VERY odd for me. Knowing the Affini always win is very comforting as a writer, because I know what’s going to happen, I just need to write how.

If I utilize my ‘new fandom brainrot’ ability, I should be able to get at least 2 to 3 chapters done fairly quick before my brain shuts down and I go into writer’s block. Wish me luck, y’all! Also, feel free to ask me about the fic. I just don’t wanna bother people