Lloyd: I Got Banned From A FSM Church.

Lloyd: I got banned from a FSM church.

Lloyd: Apparently, even if I'm the grandson of God-

Lloyd: I can't waltz in there and call my own grampa a "conniving bitch" without everyone telling me not to disrespect him.

Lloyd: And then the old ladies tossed me out when I told them he wasn't going to come back to life and screw them.

Lloyd: I plan to do this stunt until I am banned in every major and minor FSM church in Ninjago.

Wu: Let me get this straight-

Lloyd: I'm not straight, but continue.

Wu: You went to one of my father's temples of worship, disrespected him, threw verbal nonsense at the elderly, got kicked out, and banned-

Lloyd: I know, Uncle-

Wu: Without me?

Lloyd:

Lloyd: a-

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2 years ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Nya (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago) Additional Tags: Father-Son Relationship, Overprotective Garmadon, Garmadad, Totally not meant to be taken seriously, I swear I was sober when I wrote this, It's literally just Season 11 featuring Garmadon, Sensei Garmadon - Freeform, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor Summary:

When Lloyd opened his eyes after his meeting with the First Spinjitzu Master, seeing Sensei Garmadon's anguished face was the last thing he had ever expected.

Basically just what if Season 11 involved an overprotective resurrected parent, a chaotic group chat, little shits for adoptive siblings and a green ninja that's probably now tempted more than ever to jump down a cliff?


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2 years ago

Lloyd is the type of son who would sabotage his dad's dates with Vinny while simultaneously making up plans to get him and Misako back together


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2 years ago

Hi I decided to start some ✨Ninjago movies hcs✨

Pt. 1

🔥Kai🔥

Hi I Decided To Start Some ✨Ninjago Movies Hcs✨

-One of the ‘Cool kids’

-Gets super tempered if someone tries to mess with Lloyd

-Tempered in the sense of sending a kid to the hospital once and getting suspended

-Is also the Class clown

-Literally just shouts random things and interrupts the teacher all the time

-Sees Lloyd as a little brother to him

-Thinks he’s the supreme sibling to Nya cause he’s older

-He’s 100% wrong though

-Also somehow has a really good girl voice

-Loves to prank call random people from their school with the others

-It takes them all their power to not burst out laughing while he’s making the call

-Has major anger issues that he manages to hide most of the time

-Once accidentally set one of the mechs on fire

-He wasn’t able to go on missions for a week after that

-Uses his fire powers for stuff like roasting marshmallows (mostly just burning them)

-Is overall a funny and cool guy (as long as you don’t make him mad that is)


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1 year ago

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.


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2 years ago

Whats hellspawn's relation ship with the rest of the EM's and other side characters?

Skylor

- Hellspawn hates Lloyd's favorite noodle dish on the menu, and Skylor won't let him live it down.

- She loves the fortune cookies though, which Skylor lets her have on the house. And after she opens each one, Lloyd snorts and calls out how ridiculous the fortune written is and Skylor just rolls her eyes before telling hellspawn that he's just jealous that his destiny is always the worst.

- Getting hellspawn to eat veggies is a struggle and Skylor immediately tells Lloyd it's his own fault for that. Lloyd can't even bring himself to argue because she isn't the first person who's told him that.

- Hellspawn also often questions Skylor about when she's going to marry her Uncle Kai and Skylor literally chokes. Lloyd doesn't completely stop cackling about it until a whole week later.

- She's the first person to question Lloyd about his daughter's elemental power and Lloyd just goes blank, not even sure of it himself. He isn't ready for her to inherit his and for him to lose his powers yet so he just tells Skylor that she's too young for them to be sure of anything yet.

Karloff

- I think Karloff would be this really big burly uncle that seems kinda intimidating at first, but is actually really sweet and is absolutely capable of crushing her when picking her up for hugs.

- During Garmadon's rule she often ran into Karloff and spent time with him because Lloyd wasn't feeling himself. (This was during Hunted, mind you, Lloyd wasn't fine at all)

- Hellspawn is fascinated by Karloff's 'mittens' and often played rock paper scissors with him while at the base. Thankfully, Karloff was all too happy to entertain her.

Tox

- She made hellspawn want to have green hair and Lloyd and Nya flat out told her no. (This was just after Hunted ended btw)

- Well the girl sulked about it for quite some time. When Nya told Kai about this, he almost had a heart attack.

Griffin Turner

- This guy lost his sunglasses at the Resistance's Base and was forced to play tag to get it back. Needless to say, he didn't sign up for this when he decided to help Lloyd & Nya in S9, but he bears with it. Maybe she's growing on him.

Neuro

- when Griffin moaned to him and Paleman that his sunglasses were missing, Neuro played dumb and encouraged the narrative that he probably left them somewhere, instead of telling him that Lloyd's daughter was the one who took them. He's already seen into her mind and found out what she plans to do, so he's just gonna let Griffin endure it to fuck with him.

Paleman

- Dude's the best person to play hide and seek with and hellspawn really wants to take full advantage of that. The only problem is, this guy keeps disappearing because he's learned from what happened to Griffin, so it's a bit of a struggle. The only time he actually agreed was after she asked him why he was called the Master of Light when all he can do is just disappear.

Shade

- Paleman wasn't happy that she showed no sign of making Shade play with her so he dragged him to join them. It was a fun game, surprisingly.

Camille, Ash, Bolobo, Gravis & Jacob.

- Since they weren't present in Hunted, hellspawn's never met them. (I'm not counting the tournament of elements season because hellspawn didn't even participate in it)

Mystake

- She met hellspawn for the first time when Lloyd took her to the tea shop, not knowing what to do since she was severely sick. Fortunately, Mystake had a tea for that, but didn't tell Lloyd that the virus hellspawn had only affected Oni children, which was why the medicine from the pediatrician Lloyd usually took her to didn't work.

Dareth

- Aside from Skylor, logically, this is another character that really interacts a lot with hellspawn. He even had to take care of her for a short period of time during Skybound after the ninja broke out of prison...but he doesn't remember this because of Jay's final wish.

- One day before S8, Lloyd lost her while going grocery shopping and she ran into Dareth, who brought her back to a panicking Lloyd.

- There should be a lot more but I can't think of anything else. 😅 You can add some if you want.

Ronin

- Hellspawn loves pulling his hair whenever she can reach it and Ronin curses Lloyd everytime she does. Whenever Jay sees this, he just lets it be for the fun of it.

Ray & Maya

- These two couldn't believe that their friend's kid now has a kid of his own so Misako had a pretty hard time explaining things to them.

- Maya : Okay, so not only are now my two children nearly adults but YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'VE BEEN IMPRISONED LONG ENOUGH FOR GARM TO HAVE A GRANDCHILD???!

- They really love having hellspawn around though. Ray often remarks on how much she looks and acts like Lloyd and he'll smile, and then Nya will chime in by saying she's actually much worse than Lloyd. Just give her a bit of candy and you'll have an absolute nightmare.


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2 years ago

Not to sound super morbid but does anyone know where I can find the comic/fanart of the AU where Lloyd falls down from the sign in the first episode and dies?


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Lloyd and Lord G are my coping mechanism. I'm also on FFNet and AO3 And yeah, I can't draw.

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