Incorrect Quotes #17: Lloyd's Depressed

Lloyd's hellspwan au ask

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Whats the kids relationship with wu's murder chicken

* spits out coffee *

What's the kid's relationship with Wu's murder chicken—you mean THAT CHICKEN???

I have to say....I really love your random thoughts.

Okay, here's this. Surprisingly, the kid really loves the chicken. Yup, shocker (no pun intended) It's just her dad, her aunt and her uncles that don't. Like, she would be perfectly fine with petting and feeding the chicken and all but once any of the others even dare to try that, it's instantly a free electrocution session. Yeah, even the chicken has its favorites.

Right, this is gonna sound really fucked up — and you're all going to hate me for this — but I actually want Lloyd to die at some point in the show.

And that...is because of these two:

Give me a dumb scene about Kai and Garmadon yelling at each other because of each other's grief and eventually having this moment of clarity where they realize that Lloyd wouldn't want them to do this and all that shit. Give me Kai spitting out "he was my brother" and Garmadon replying with an anguished "he was my son" and them connecting with one another through their grief. Give me a plot of a season that doesn't end with them bringing Lloyd back. Get Garmadon and Kai to sort out their differences throughout their shared loss or whatever. Y'all don't understand how much I need this.

Okay, so I was thinking about the fsm—and you know those fanon theories about Wu & Garmadon not actually having a mother and the fsm just created them? How about Season 3 Lloyd, before he lost the Golden Power? Since Lloyd was pretty much hinted as the next FSM in Rebooted before the Overlord sucked his powers out, don't you think Lloyd could've created a child the same way his grandfather did?

Then I thought of an AU of S3 Lloyd ACCIDENTALLY creating a kid and somehow becoming a teen dad — while still being mentally a kid himself. Idk how this could go along with the future seasons lol.

Edit : So I continued this idea here and-

Randomly got it in my mind that Fugi-Dove’s real name is a really generic name like Bob or Frank or something so he hates being called anything other than Fugi-Dove or Fugi and now it’s canon to me

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago), Wu's demon bird of a chicken Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next. But to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?

Don't forget Season 1 Lloyd — he'd spit in it to prove himself as a villain and actually tell you to show his evilness like a demon.

Which ninjago villain would you trust to hold your drink at a party?

Pretty much any of them besides Nadakhan. Kalmaar and Iron Baron are probably also not good drink-sitters. The overlord would not drug my drink, but he also wouldn’t bother actually watching my drink.

Does hellspawn make new friends at school?

Do they go on cute misadventures together?

So far, the idea is that she'll be friends with a boy named Luke, and they'll cause a lot of shenanigans as she ages...and give Lloyd some well-deserved heart attacks (Kai's laughing about karma right now)

One time she and Luke basically just snuck off during a field trip to the zoo and they freed a baby elephant, which made its mother go vicious mode — to this day, Nya is still wondering how the heck did they even do this. I mean...to be fair it isn't as bad as her father releasing tribes of snake people but...really? I can't have even ONE rational person in this family?

And at first when she joined her class, there were a few kids that pointed a lot at her red eyes and found them creepy. Well...Lloyd actually showed them red eyes when he found out and basically just showed them a younger pic of himself to tell them that yeah, the Green Ninja they idolized used to have red eyes too so it doesn't mean that she's the spawn of Satan who eats children for lunch. ( "cries as I remember that she is still called hellspawn" )

what if kai got posessed at the start of possession instead of lloyd? what if he was trying to keep morro inside himself to protect lloyd? what if he failed in doing so?

@shadesofvioletvoid , @galaxygermdraws and me are back on our bullcrap dgdjjdd. we thought about this au together (it was mostly kai's idea and then we just expanded on it a little) but i wanted to draw it like really bad. and i hadnt made a full drawing in a while so i thought "well!!" and then i did it. yay. hope i still got it dgdjdjbdsnsh

we had some vague ideas for this au so if you have any questions ask any of us i guess

Random question; do satanists in Ninjago worship the Overlord? That's the fucking devil in this show right?

Where is hellspawn jawing dragon rising?

As much as I'd like to keep her with Lloyd throughout the entire time he was alone, it's uh...*sweats nervously*...it's not gonna happen.

(Fuck, this feels like commiting a crime, but I need to keep things realistic)

Does Lloyd deserve to be happy during his time alone? Well, yes. Is he going to be? Um, no.

:(

...I'm so, sorry green bean.

So she gets separated from Lloyd during the Merge and he hasn't been the same since, just staring at the damaged stuffed dragon in his hands as though that's gonna tell him where she is. Kai does his best to be there for him but there's only so much he can do. In the end, he makes a promise to himself to bring her and everyone else back to his baby brother and leaves with the bounty.

What's the time skip between crystalized and dragons rising again? 5 years? If that's actually confirmed, that would make her a teenager. FSM, how time flies.

And poor Lloyd. He knows he's missed it.

Every time he looks at Arin and Sora, he ends up thinking of her—especially when he sees Sora. He initially maintains a cheery teacher persona around his two students but it slips when Sora finds a photograph of a blonde haired little girl who's with Lloyd somewhere in the monastery. She calls Arin to check it out, and Arin—the ever obsessed fan boy tells her everything.