OOC// Made Him Too Sexy On Accident Chat.

Do we approve of the before and after

Is this a safe space for my repo stuff (last 4 images have my oc/persona in them.)

How do i tell my hot drunk best friend I'm in love with them

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #268

Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty, 2013)

List Of Archetypes

Controversial

GILF

Distinctive Voice

Fanon Splintering

Intelligence

Mad Scientist

Oncelerization

Pansexual

Unkempt

Neurodivergent

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WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU CRAZY FUCKING CUNT! ILL KILL YOU!

@rickz6725 @anotherc137rick

Hello.

Neither of you know me, but I am Rick Sanchez Z-6727. A copy of Z-6725. But stronger.

Ive been studying the both of you. I've been recording your movements and behaviors. I know your wants and desires. I know the both of you are fucked in the head in unimaginable ways.

You had something I wanted. But now I have it. I am currently conducting an experiment on you. I will continue to cause Val immense pain until you find where I am.

This experiment will prove how much you both care for Val and their physical and mental state. Val will die within 24 hours.

Time starts......

Now.

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

Bitch, your SH scars are the hottest thing about you.

augh- SHIT-

im currently dodging bullets as I'm typing this but YOURE WHAT??

YOURE DEFINITELY GONNA BE FUCKED BY THE END OF THIS, BUD.

wait I didnt- fuck I didn't think before I typed.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

Aww, you guys are so close to finding me! Surprised you didn't see my robots surrounding the fucking building yet, idiots.

also I'm fucking your partner right now don't bother me.

oh how I miss my diane.

Dirty bear

“Look who’s gotten themselves all dirty.”