film buff: what's your favorite western?
me: holes
Gordon Ramsey should make a show where he reviews high school kitchens.
The money skull cometh! Reblog within 24 hours to receive the blessing of money from the money skull and his crystal gang.
“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”
How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.
I'm honestly in love with this.
m o o d b o a r d ; pastel & existential dan
Hi I'll be auditioning for the role of those days I just want to go to school and I'll be singing "down with the sickness" by Disturbed
Tomorrow is my 20th birthday and episode 10 of Yoi will be the best thing to happen all day.
And this is why fudge should've never gotten the job.
concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka
this is lowkey terrible but I just felt like doing this bc it’s pride month so enjoy Victuuri’s matching shirts ❤️💛💚💙💜
any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town
is bee on ground? is bee not moving much?? is bee tired??? help sick bee!!!
use paper to pick up bee! slide slowly under little bumbly legs and little bumbly body until bee is fully on paper
bring bee inside to open window or open door!!! when bee is better, bee will fly out!
make sugar water for bee! mix two (2) to three (3) tablespoons of sugar (can be normal sugar or organic sugar! no artificial, no diet sweetener, no sweetener, just sugar!!!!! no honey either!!!!!!) with one (1) tablespoon of water! stir until sugar dissolves!!!!
put sugar water on plate or spoon for bee! give to bee! put bee on clean parts of plate or hold spoon near bee! if bee gets stuck in sugar water, use paper to help them get unstuck!
let bee drink and rest!!!!!
can put a bowl / plate / container of sugar water outside for other bees!!!!! use same two to one (2:1) or three to one (3:1) ratio for mix!!!!!