Sawdust Flavored Sandwich

i had a really good salad today and it had black olives and god damn i love black olives but not as much as i love older women especially when they are calling me sweetheart i eat that up. my head hurts and i need to clean my room maybe ill write

fluff out of context #1

Within minutes, chaos was quietly erupting in the kitchen. Alex had put a pot on the stove and dumped in a can of tomato soup without reading the part about adding water. Then she added garlic. And pepper. And half a bottle of basil because, as she whispered to herself, “that’s what chefs on TV do.”

Diane Neal’s dog, Father Ted🕊️

i just ran my hands through my hair and a Big Ass Chunk fell out

sometimes i miss mock trial and then i remember when i accidentally said “your majesty” and then i cried and my fake client got life without parole

i hate svu tiktok

#stop ginger hate

spend 3 whole dabloons on cameo

so many people on this app are way too casual about being friends with diane neal

like ou (c) jogodoamor

stop voting cabenson.

my motivation is out the window. i miss her too much.