Jerma's Cheating On His Boyfriend With An Anime Body Pillow … ? What The Fuck.

jerma's cheating on his boyfriend with an anime body pillow … ? what the fuck.

FIRSTLY. Good Evening, impoverished folk. Jerma985 here. But please. Refer to me as your Superior. (Do not get this ALPHA WOLF mad.)

Now... breathes heavily... Is it RAGE you want to see? My comfort Body Pillow is NOT an "ANIME" character, and you have INSULTED my BLOODLINE by partaking in such a heinous allegation.

Jerma's Cheating On His Boyfriend With An Anime Body Pillow … ? What The Fuck.

This is PROFESSOR VENOMOUS from the Cartoon Network television programme "OK K.O LET'S BE HEROES". If you had an UNINTELLIGABLY GENIUS IQ like mine (98.5), maybe you could GRASP the mere scrummy, scent-filling, captivatingly alluring Presence of Professor Venomous like I DO.

AND LASTLY. I don't have a Boyfriend. If you DARE mention my previous acquaintances, I'll have to do things MY WAY (which includes a Chainsaw and your Bones.)

-🪚

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