What Are You Up To

Congrats wizardshark!!! I'm gonna pretend I didn't almost write wozardshart-

Happiness Will Come To You.

> [You need this job.]

> (I... I need this job.)

> [...]

> [Ɐ bμouԍ ʁᴉuმƨ. Ɐ ɼᴉმμϝ ɻɼᴉcĸԍʁƨ. Ɐ cowbnϝԍʁ obԍuƨ. Ɐ ƨϝoʁλ ԍuqƨ—

> [—A monitor blinks on.]

> "Hello? Is anyone there- oh thank god. I've been trying to reach someone for a while now..."

> "Totally unnecessary when I'm here. Do you really hate me that much, newbie? Well guess what, you're alone on that boat! I'll have you know that-"

> "... Ignore him. Can you help me in any way? I'm kind of stuck in a weird elevator right now."

> "I... don't know who or what you are, but all I know is a feeling that you can help me. So please, uh, do that?"

//Read below cut for newcomers :) Last updated: May 10, 2025

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> [Narration.]

> (Thoughts.)

> "Dialogue."

> Coworker's the same, but with smaller text.

//Out-Of-Character

Rules ÷ About [ | ]

elehitch protag ask blog. and uh maybe something else?

Blog contains canon-typical violence.

This blog may be headcanon heavy at times. The mun will try to be as canon as possible otherwise.

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01 - Please avoid sexual topics! Jokes are fine. (eg. straight up ERP is forbidden. stuff like 'lol i'd hit' is fine, discussions of SA are iffy but I'd prefer if you don't bring that up often)

02 - The mun will answer every ask sent, however they reserve the right to delete an ask for whatever reasons there may be. (I'll try to avoid deleting asks.)

03 - M!As, dupes (one could say, doppelgangers :3), OCs, and fandom crossovers are always welcome :3

04 -Shipping is fine, but please be informed that I wont take it seriously. (NEITHER IS THIS THE PLACE FOR DISCOURSE.)

05 - Violence of any kind is NOT off the table, and even encouraged! Expect the gore to be unrealistic and over-the-top like in canon :3

06 - Generally just don't be a jerk :þ

07 - Please don't DM me just to remind me to answer an ask or to continue a reblog chain! I am well aware, just please be patient. I have a life. I'd rather not roleplay in DMs either.

General information to be updated!

Pretty much just an ask blog of canon elehitch with a pinch of meta tomfoolery sprinkled in. What exists between lines of text and code but nothing?

awawawa ooc intr

hello am aff0_ also known as nobody! find me over at @nonexistent-tales i love geometry dash i lvo enamelels deity wrath igf the gods

as you can see, this is currently a work-in-progress! Feel free to send asks regardless. It'd help me get started n find my flow here :]

other ask bogs:

@ask-guidinglight - Guiding Light from Roblox Doors 👁, my most active and beloved one :)

@ask-congregation - gregregation segregation (congregation coagulation). Least active but still :3

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all graphics used are by @/saradika and @/saradika-graphics, and all sprites used come from the game files!

rb 2 give this 2 all ur moots:

Man, I reek of sharpie.

my friend wrote employee's long ass name because she wanted too.

That is a lot of sharpie oh my god-

Hello

heya

hi

hi

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

HAH-

I know but I'm just curious what are you trying to do-

I may have overestimated the size of these when I ordered them. Whoops.

hello again my friend

hello there