Frens...

For research purposes, I need to know: How would each Elevator Hitch character react if they were handed a live child and told to watch it for 24 hours?

child labour

Done this multiple times but eh Tentacle... Oh... Knotting :') AND BLOOD KINK!? ... I hate this.

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

I need this motivation so badly

me: aw man, i wish i could write this story idea i had. too bad im already writing this other one. also me: you can still write it! me: what now also: yeah! this idea is perfect for a short story! me: a what now also: yeah! go ahead! have fun with a fun little oneshot with some silly disposable characters!!! :D me: also me: me: ...*opens ellipsis* me: ...*is having fun writing a lil story with little to no risks* me: (°ロ°) ! also me: (👍ᐛ )👍

Hello

heya

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

HELL YES WEIRD MOVIES :D

Always wanted to make one of these

Bugsnax

Bugsnax

use a different one, it might work then

Own up.

Or we won't let you see your beloved boyfriend again, since you clearly don't care about him enough to deserve him.

"lalalaaaaaaaaaaa no ones homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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ever since i told you that i don't care for iced coffee i have had an inexplicable craving for iced coffee this had litterally never occoured to me before what curse have you bestowed apon me

No fucking way I’ve been having a mild craving for a good iced coffee since then as well

despite puking this morning, I feel good cuz I have a concert in 2 days :D

hi

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