This Is Too Funny To Not Reblog-

YEAHHHHH!!!

boxten

boxten

boxten

sorry

i really wanna do a dnd campaign

not amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Gonna be on 12-hours duty at the hospital for the first time tonight, wish me luck

I need this motivation so badly

me: aw man, i wish i could write this story idea i had. too bad im already writing this other one. also me: you can still write it! me: what now also: yeah! this idea is perfect for a short story! me: a what now also: yeah! go ahead! have fun with a fun little oneshot with some silly disposable characters!!! :D me: also me: me: ...*opens ellipsis* me: ...*is having fun writing a lil story with little to no risks* me: (°ロ°) ! also me: (👍ᐛ )👍

For research purposes, I need to know: How would each Elevator Hitch character react if they were handed a live child and told to watch it for 24 hours?

child labour

new gender unlocked

I was sitting on a trash can. On top of it. Like a gargoyle. And my mom said "New gender unlocked: gargoyle"