Newbiewithscissors - *+Autumn+*

*Reblogs for no reason*

> [You need this job.]

> (I... I need this job.)

> [...]

> [Ɐ bμouԍ ʁᴉuმƨ. Ɐ ɼᴉმμϝ ɻɼᴉcĸԍʁƨ. Ɐ cowbnϝԍʁ obԍuƨ. Ɐ ƨϝoʁλ ԍuqƨ—

> [—A monitor blinks on.]

> "Hello? Is anyone there- oh thank god. I've been trying to reach someone for a while now..."

> "Totally unnecessary when I'm here. Do you really hate me that much, newbie? Well guess what, you're alone on that boat! I'll have you know that-"

> "... Ignore him. Can you help me in any way? I'm kind of stuck in a weird elevator right now."

> "I... don't know who or what you are, but all I know is a feeling that you can help me. So please, uh, do that?"

//Read below cut for newcomers :) Last updated: May 10, 2025

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> [Narration.]

> (Thoughts.)

> "Dialogue."

> Coworker's the same, but with smaller text.

//Out-Of-Character

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elehitch protag ask blog. and uh maybe something else?

Blog contains canon-typical violence.

This blog may be headcanon heavy at times. The mun will try to be as canon as possible otherwise.

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01 - Please avoid sexual topics! Jokes are fine. (eg. straight up ERP is forbidden. stuff like 'lol i'd hit' is fine, discussions of SA are iffy but I'd prefer if you don't bring that up often)

02 - The mun will answer every ask sent, however they reserve the right to delete an ask for whatever reasons there may be. (I'll try to avoid deleting asks.)

03 - M!As, dupes (one could say, doppelgangers :3), OCs, and fandom crossovers are always welcome :3

04 -Shipping is fine, but please be informed that I wont take it seriously. (NEITHER IS THIS THE PLACE FOR DISCOURSE.)

05 - Violence of any kind is NOT off the table, and even encouraged! Expect the gore to be unrealistic and over-the-top like in canon :3

06 - Generally just don't be a jerk :þ

07 - Please don't DM me just to remind me to answer an ask or to continue a reblog chain! I am well aware, just please be patient. I have a life. I'd rather not roleplay in DMs either.

General information to be updated!

Pretty much just an ask blog of canon elehitch with a pinch of meta tomfoolery sprinkled in. What exists between lines of text and code but nothing?

awawawa ooc intr

hello am aff0_ also known as nobody! find me over at @nonexistent-tales i love geometry dash i lvo enamelels deity wrath igf the gods

as you can see, this is currently a work-in-progress! Feel free to send asks regardless. It'd help me get started n find my flow here :]

other ask bogs:

@ask-guidinglight - Guiding Light from Roblox Doors 👁, my most active and beloved one :)

@ask-congregation - gregregation segregation (congregation coagulation). Least active but still :3

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all graphics used are by @/saradika and @/saradika-graphics, and all sprites used come from the game files!

This made me motivated

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

Reblogggg!

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

im now excited more than concerned

I’M GOING TO MAUL HIM

DO I SHOOT SCISSORS??? WHATS MY SUPERPOWER-

Why is this a bad idea

Cuz who would wanna message me

I love the star A

None of you can handle the way I draw capital A’s

what the fuck happened here

Ah I love my low notes. It means I stay in my lane. :3

I mean, all I need are my moots, and never the impending doom of some popular blog's followers deciding they like me. I would be terrified

But like I'd still post because like I ain't getting offline anytime soon