Ren: One Of The Most Surprising Things From The Weekend Was Watching Martyn Swim Like An Olympic Swimmer.

Grian and Jimmy having exactly the same reaction to JoeHills just being JoeHills is absolutely killing me

etho is truly an enigma. doesn't post hermitcraft episodes for 2 months, then comes back with a terraforming video. okay cool, i love hearing etho talk about his builds. throughout the episode he explains that he enjoys adding realism to his builds. yknow the curvature of the river has to make sense

and like sure etho, i dont really pay attention to that but it's a nice detail. hard cut, he's done terraforming and he walks to the lake he was creating and explains "oh yea i added a beaver dam, because i wanted to explain why the river is lower than the lake" and like ???

man goes off on a tangent about beavers, explains that beavers have orange teeth in reality as opposed to the pristine white teeth they have in cartoons, ponders on the fact whether we as humans would choose stronger orange teeth over conventially attractive yet weaker, white teeth. then he explains he's thinking about adding more beaver stuff, a little beaver lodge for the beavers to raise their young, bird nexts ontop of these lodges, a coyote stalking the beavers, fallen trees that the beavers have been chopping down.

then he goes "oh i actually spend some time figuring out how to build beavers" AND THEN

there's even an orange to white gradient on the beavers teeth..

effervescent , truly nobody does it like him

Drawings based on Docm’s HermitPoker! ♥️

The King of Hearts Ren, Queen of Hearts False, and Jack of Hearts Bdubs ♥️

Typical FalseSymmetry activities ^^^

Ok so, new Mumbo episode. Mumbo is not aging BECAUSE of the weird science stuff, the weird science stuff is happening because he's aging normally and he wants to stop It and live forever.

Mumbo is just aging normally... Mumbo's the only one in Hermitcraft aging. Every other Hermit is canonically immortal.

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The worst versions of both of them

Just finished reading this series, highly recommend I'd you like Stanley Angst :3

Summary: “Please,” he said, a little plaintively. “Fwhip, come on.” His breaths were coming short and fast, and he forced himself to steady it with the ease of practice even through his anxiety, counting out breaths with a mechanical rhythm. If he was careful, he could manage without the mask long enough to get it back. Hopefully. Or: Jimmy's mask is a bit more important than he pretends it is. When Fwhip takes it, he's left struggling to breathe and with very limited time.

Author: @weareallstardustfallen

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He sure is green!

joelcest (editor/e2) stimboard for @smallishdruid ! theyre silly :33

art by slumbear !

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