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this is my friends fic!!! personally as like the one person other than them who has read any of it you should ALL say yes!!! thumbs up emoji hope this helps!!! 🫶🏼👍🏼✨👉🏼👈🏼

when it’s done (which it almost is) should i post the first chapter of my drag fic on here to see how it’ll do? it’s still gonna be a bit before i post on ao3 yet bc i want to be a decent amount of chapters ahead, but i think it will be a good test run where i’m searching for pheedback :3

ed “no one has ever allowed me to just be myself” teach and stede “no one has ever loved me for who i am” bonnet finding love together is something that can be so personal

only the ones who were actively in the trenches during that hiatus really know the truth 😔 /hj

yall remember when this was considered joint content. this is why i don’t crash out when dnp don’t post for 3 weeks. this was our standard for YEARS

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES INCORRECT QUOTES!!! (CHARLES EDITION)

hadn't seen anybody do these yet so HERE I AM TO RECTIFY THAT.

(credit to anyone who took these screenshots and the tumblr users picured)

i'm on tumblr, i'm depressed, i read fanfiction and listen to music all day and i'm obsessed with british men.

i can't tell if this is 2022 or 2014 anymore

"that kiss was awkward" "it has a bad angle" "they look so off" my brothers in christ they are two emotionally repressed middle aged men who had never known what romantic love is, did you think they would immediately be experts at making out 😭😭😭😭 this is actually perfect 😭🙏🏼🏴‍☠️

they gave that man a slutty little waist and said “be free, gayboy” and then he proceeded to still think that monty just “really likes ghosts”

absolutely adore how they made edwin so bitchy and sassy and strut and sometimes disguise himself as woman. like they really said let the repressed edwardian ghost serve cunt

my thoughts so far:

this is an insane take for a star trek episode but im not mad

shatner is playing this role REALLY well

CHAPPEL??? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIRRR??? (she’s BRUNETTE??)

i’m about to start the last episode of the original series

i cant believe it but i’m here. it’s almost over. i almost dont even wanna hit play. :’|

time to watch kirk body swapped with a woman and see how that goes. wish me luck!

this is the one i’m writing presently !

“Well that’s probably not good. Jim thinks to himself, gulping.” - she spock my jim till i spirk

(NOT THE FINAL NAME LMAO I JUST CANT TAKE THINGS IN MY DOCS SERIOUSLY)

presenting... random titles in my google docs for star trek fics im writing (+ a line from the fic) without context

Jim blinked. “Spock, I’m not about to pimp you out to these guys.”

Uhura was the first to get it, eyebrows hiking up in delight and surprise. “Oh my god, Spock you dog!”

"Just what the hell are you doin' to him, Jim?"

"Nothing he didn't ask me to!"

McCoy rolled his eyes. “Oh please,” he scoffed. “Bring out your whips and chains and do your fucking worst. Really? That’s the bargaining chip you went for? Newsflash, moron, he’s not gonna—“

“You’re alright darlin’” The endearment slipped from his lips faster than he could process it. He tensed, waiting for a sharp retort. It never came. Instead, he felt Spock’s chest rumble slightly against his own, a deep thrum that made him bite his tongue to keep from laughing with glee when he realized where it was coming from. 

Spock was purring.

DAN TOUR DAN TOUR DAN TOUR

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GONNA MEET DAN HOWELL OH MY GOD WHAT THE EVERLOVING F U C K