Nope, I Would Never And Will Never

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

Okay, I guess I need to state this. ‼️‼️I CANNOT DONATE‼️‼️

didn’t think I would have to but I guess I do. I cannot donate, I do not have PayPal, Venmo, or anything of the sorts and that’s also a reason I don’t take commissions. Do not send me GoFundMe asks, hospitals and severe injuries often shown in those are extremely triggering.

yes, I feel sympathy but I do not have money.

Do not fucking send me GoFundMes.

My blog is safe for everyone (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

scorching hot take: Hiccup looked better in HTTYD 2 than he did in THW

I'll dodge the tomatoes and bricks on the way out.

Boop

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.