There He Go

Me about changing my life

"Time to revise and edit that tumblr post"*falls on other knee*

@xxmidnight-melodyxx was there again 😭

This is the post I'm talking about btw ⬇️

And I'm back my minions (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

This is Verdammter Narr

Enjoy my minions

I must go now as the boss has found his broken mug and the castle is on lockdown (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

What the shit

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Mer-ichi😃

Love my little fishy guy

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

Boss has me cleaning the castle (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥)

Apparently leaving blood everywhere isn't acceptable ರ⁠_⁠ರ

Anyways, have some art my minions (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

scorching hot take: Hiccup looked better in HTTYD 2 than he did in THW

I'll dodge the tomatoes and bricks on the way out.

Candy mountain Charlie~

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Nico’s actually so fucking insane

I was hanging out and out of nowhere she started up “We gotta get to candy mountain Charlie.” And it developed to “we gotta get to tranny mountain so you can be a real boy! Charlie.” Because of me

There was also some llamas with hats there but it was all those fucking unicorns