Sexualizing That Old Man Is A Full Time Job

i just need a pretty fem to match my freak💔😔

LEGIT BRO OMG

cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up

but your honor he's my quinquagenarian pudgy-bellied dewy-eyed skrunkly pathetic joel-joel teddy bear meow-meow, what do you MEAN he's a violent murderous monster who's committed horrible crimes

That extremely hot thing middle aged men do when the weight of the world is crushing them

coming from somebody who is trans, its really weird when cis ppl fetishize 'trans' cod characters.

the AMOUNT of cis people doing this is weird.

TWITTER LINK TO EXAMPLE

I literally squealed so loud when I found out you can unlock skins and play as Jackson Joel in part 1 😭😭 I can gawk at this old man from every angle

“FINISH IN HER”, or whatever Mortal Kombat says

he is so me fr

oh. my. god.

GUYS GUYS GUYS. John Price.