“What Made You So Wet?”

everytime an author on tumblr calls me by a nickname i get all giddy and jump up and down

Bitches will see an older man with big brown eyes, a big nose, built like a brick wall, luscious perfect hair, who speaks Spanish and say "yeah, that's my babygirl right there".

im not okay

BRITNEY BROSKI GOT TO MET PEDRO PASCAL

Preferred place for a man to cum? 😏😏

To his senses

LEGIT BRO OMG

cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

oh my god, oscar isaac is so pretty, i love him sm