im going feral guys if i dont get a woman with big hips and fat thighs using my face as a throne i might commit a war crime
sometimes i question how i even like real men. smut on this app got me delusional then i go and shag a real bloke and it crushes my dreams. gotta stick with women nah
“Hey! How are you”
Sick. And tired. Actually ill and sleepy.
Also fucking horny I’m ovulating and have no energy to do anything so I cry
FLORENCE PUGH via Instagram on March 10, 2023
super sad that joel miller isn’t a real man
you know, i’ve always wanted to go to paris (eiffel tower)
The Avengers 2012 era where everyone was happy and living in avengers Tower was the best and it always will be the best
Thor loves pop tarts, Clint was hanging out in the vents, Natasha was the mom friend of the team, Toby and Bruce did science together, Steve was team golden retriever, other characters like Sam, Bucky, Peter, Rhodey, Vision and Wanda all lived in the tower too and even Loki was there playing pranks
It was the best time ever and everyone in the fandom was having so much fun
i wanna lick the grime, and sweat, and dirt, and blood off of every inch of his body and i’m unafraid to say it.
Okay I can’t take it anymore someone fuck me
straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!