Did Hyde… Give Her His Jacket…

Wouldn’t it be funny if the entire time the Avengers were fighting Thanos, Loki and Natasha were just watching a movie somewhere pretending to be dead?

rapidly switching between ‘i just wanna have fun and tell a fun story’ and ‘i must make this moving and intelligent enough that i might impart all my relevant wisdom onto the audience and teach the world of things they may not otherwise understand solely with this piece of writing’ 

Can Bella please understand this? ^^ Thanks.

Okay, so let me get something straight.

Bella dates Edward.

Edward is a vampire.

And he shimmers and sparkles and stuff.

And he’s all dark and altruistic and torn about his humanity, or whatever. And he’s in, like, a perpetual state of guilt over harming her.

So, we can surmise that her type is your average tall, dark (blondeish?), and handsome vampire with a side of tortured soul.

What I don’t understand is how Bella could see THIS:

and not lose her shit, or start drooling, or just rip of her clothes and *free the nips* if you catch my drift...

Jasper. Is. Endgame.

Wise up, Bella. Let’s see some mastermind-level seduction going on over here.

Calling all shameless fans to check this out bc JEHEEHEH THIS IS SOLID GOLD

Or, Lip stays in college.

Five speaking archaic Greek is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

Thanks for the tag! My favorite lines:

Bender climbs in as she steps back, Donna plucking containers of colorful pens and stacks of notebooks out of the way as Bender’s leg sweeps across the desk. It’s just like old times, and she’s still just as good at predicting his fuck-up’s, picks up a box of paper clips before it has a chance to collide with Bender’s shoe.

I tag: @popcornhook, @jjskiaras, @maybankiara, @interstellarbeams, @chestnutblondehead, @vicesvsvirtuesfanfic

Welcome, my fellow folks, to a new #SpiceUpNovember challenge!

November, at least in my experience, is a long, pretty monotonous month, so I thought we could *spice* it up a little (hence, the name of the challenge) with some self-appreciation!

Rules:

1. Post your favorite lines from a fanfiction that YOU’VE written/lines that you are especially proud of!

2. There isn’t a cut-off for how long the lines are, but I’m thinking don’t get super overzealous (i.e - try to stay away from posting an entire chapter or a whole story).

3. Maybe say why that was your favorite line, or just have the lines without any explanation. (It would be super cool to just have a big thread of every writer’s amazing lines!!).

4. Tag a friend! Keep the challenge going, and tag at least one person so they can do some self-appreciation themselves!

5. This is meant to be FUN, so have fun with it! AND don’t forget to tag it #spiceupnovember !

 Rules: answer 17 questions, tag 17 people.

(Thanks for tagging me @people_in_Jiara_groupchat)

Since ya’ll care so much about my life:

1. age: 537

2. zodiac: (I had to look this up oops) capricorn

3. height: 5′ 7′’

4. hogwarts house: slytherin

5. last thing i googled: quagga

6. song stuck in my head: control by halsey

7. number of followers: -7

8. amount of sleep: 10+ hours required

9. lucky number: TBD

10. wearing: pants, shirt, wristwatch

11. three four fav shows: it’s always sunny in philadelphia, the great, black books, shameless

12. three fav authors: stephen king, marcus sedgwick, shirley jackson 

13. favorite instrument: piano

14. aesthetic: rainbow paint splatters, stuff organized in neat rows,  greenhouses

15. favorite candy: peanut butter cups

16. favorite planet sounds: neptune

17. random fact about me: i am a compulsive liar

tagging (ha you really thought I know 17 people): @alphinias @jjskiaras @maddieandherships @hmsjiara @rae-of-fricking-sunshine @lacqueredteeth @maybanqq 

HELL YES

I fucking love when Tasha goes mad

Can we just address the fact that Ella Lopez is amazing and deserves more screen time?

Finally finished watching s2 of Shadow & Bone and like did anyone else notice that weird ~moment~ look thingy between Inej and Tolya when Inej was getting on the boat

like what was that