I Was Under The Impression You Were A Woman For Years

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

I discovered SpongeBob human anatomy SquarePants and want to try it

Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

👻 Now it's my turn! 🦇 Click or treat! 🦇 (And a few boops for good measure! 😸🐾)

Happy Halloween! 👻🕸️⚰️🎃☠️

The Fae that trapped you in a Groundhog Day-style time loop is extremely frustrated that you’re taking advantage of the situation to just sleep all day, every day.

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

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