Acquainted With The Night

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Should I appeal to Tumblr's cross-stitch pattern crowd

"Oh farmer! Good morning!"

guys! guys! new moo deng pics dropped 🥹🥹

Evil deserves no diplomacy.

lil baby hippo and penguin

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turtleneck brachiosaurus

*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re

we don't make enough fun of Batman for not being a vampire. seriously this guy:

nightwalker, lurks in the shadows

goes flying through the city at night hunting down his quarry

romps around in a dramatic ass cape

lives in a gothic manor that is definitely haunted (by the narrative, the ghosts of the past, etcetera)

served by a single devoted familiar servant who seems to share some portion of his strange powers

has multiple fledglings proteges he recruits and trains to share his dark powers

the source of great, often contradictory lore (conflicting reports on his powers/weaknesses/backstory, varies by canon)

unaging (his publication history spans how many decades?)

clearly has some sort of arcane powers superhuman abilities, despite making a huge effort to pass as a Normal Human Guy

autistic bisexual

notice i didn't even mention the whole BAT themed everything. and we're expected to believe this character is NOT a vampire? i'm being baited.