Wife: “I Just Got Stung By A Jellyfish. Quick, Pee On It!”

Wife: “I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it!”

Husband: [peeing on jellyfish] “This is for stinging my wife.”

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2 years ago

Resident Evil Village Gold Edition - Story Trailer - Winters’ Finale

Capcom has released  a new 60-minute demo featuring the expansion’s Third-Person Mode across PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC via Steam.

Resident Evil Village downloadable content “The Winters’ Expansion” will launch on October 28, 2022 alongside Resident Evil Village: Gold Edition, which bundles the base game and downloadable content, and multiplayer game Resident Evil Re:Verse.

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The Resident Evil Village team provided extended looks at both Shadows of Rose, the nightmarish new story chapter from the “Winters’ Expansion,” and the highly requested Third-Person Mode. The “Winters’ Expansion” and Resident Evil Village Gold Edition, a bundle of the downloadable content and main game, manifest on October 28, 2022 for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC via Steam. Players who pre-order now will receive the Street Wolf Outfit as a special bonus for heroine Rose Winters to wear as she explores a mysterious realm of consciousness in search of a cure for her unwanted powers.

Before the “Winters’ Expansion” and Resident Evil Village Gold Edition arrive, players will also have the chance to experience the award-winning campaign from a new perspective. A 60-minute demo featuring the expansion’s Third-Person Mode is available to try starting today at 4:00 p.m. PT.

5 years ago

Why can’t my style be goth and cute girly girl next door and lazy🤦🏻‍♀️

Why Can’t My Style Be Goth And Cute Girly Girl Next Door And Lazy🤦🏻‍♀️

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5 years ago

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

3 years ago
If Snakes Were Wide Instead Of Long.
If Snakes Were Wide Instead Of Long.

If snakes were wide instead of long.

4 years ago

I don’t really have anywhere else I can confess this and I feel bad because I’m going to therapy but I’m still so goddamn sad. But what I wanna say is that I fucking hate who I am, I feel like my friends could easily move on if I died. And it’s got a lot to do with the fact that they don’t ever message them first. SB is being so off with me and it’s fucking hurtful because we were like closer than family and I don’t know what I did wrong. If I didn’t message my friends first they likely wouldn’t message me of their own volition, the only one I think who really puts in the same effort as me is Hakuna, she’s literally the only one who puts in effort to message me first and care. I know that my friends are adults and that they do care for me and they’re busy with their lives, but I can’t remember the last time someone (one of my friends) messaged me first or asked if I was okay or told me they loved me or that things would be okay. I’m such a pathetic mess and I hate who I’ve become. I used to have such a spark in myself, I was happy and bubbly both inside and out. Now I’m just bubbly outside and a fucking broken, ugly, disgusting mess on the inside. I’m not posting this to gain sympathy or attention or whatever the fuck, I’m posting this so that if I’m alive in a year I can look back and laugh at how low my life was and be thankful that it got better. Please please get better I can’t live like this anymore I’m fucking tired.

5 years ago

It’s kind of scary how easy it is to tell people you’re okay and have them 100% believe you. It always makes me wonder, am I just that good at convincing people that I’m doing okay or do people just not care? Am I being pathetic in hoping someone will notice I’m screaming my head off while smiling at them? But how is telling them I’m not okay going to solve anything? It’s probably just a phase. It’ll go away. No need to bother anyone. Yeah, I didn’t bother anyone last year about it so I won’t do that now.


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11 years ago

Crying is healthy and so is dreaming, but crying because of a dream isn't healthy....

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4 years ago
Pond Froggy
Pond Froggy

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Hi I’m Noodle🌻Ive had Tumblr for a looong time and I haven’t been on here in years. But I’ve decided to get back into the “nostalgic angsty” world that is Tumblr. Not sure what I’ll find, but I’m excited!

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