I’m Sorry, You What? I-

Puki yes

are you a substitute teacher tho?????

No, that would be hilarious though. I’d go to one class and make every student hate my guts, I’d be an asshole, they would want me dead. Then I’d go to the next class and put on a movie, give out candy, bring in donuts, have open discussions about how their lives are going, really be there for those kids. I’d do this until everyone in the school either loved me or hated me, and then I’d watch them fight.

Reblogging because holy fuck we all need to read this.

Farewell online privacy

Yeah, I'll take a potato of luck

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

I got possessed by some art demon I think and spent the last

*checks time*

5 and a half hours drawing a guy.

Anyways, here's the guy, isn't he great?

He's covered in blood for normal reasons

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE

Wh-what are you doing step-vogue?

Teen Vogue what r u doing

Like, it's always in the back of my head. I'm constantly looking for places to hide and ways to not die.

Is every other American high/middle schooler constantly paranoid that there'll be a school shooter? I'm honestly curious because I'm paranoid every minute of the school day (in-person)

Yeah pretty much like we shouldn't be worrying about that but we kinda have to. I know especially when there's assemblys or something is happening where there's gonna be a lot of us in one place, I get more nervous.

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic