I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

Gaud, I need pictures, and I need them now

men's clothes should be slutty again

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

walm

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

Bro wtf do you mean Darker Timeline? I’d literally pay to watch that.

okay but the fact that Disney tried to start a princess twitch channel and got harrassed off the platform by hardcore simps is the funniest thing to happen all year

Fox my beloved <3

man... this guy bro

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

Yeah, I'll take a potato of luck

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-

damn, so jeff bezos was jailed for mistreating workers and the amazon workers got all his money on the same day that fall out boy released a song with florence and the machine? damn 2021 is much better than 2020

...What incident?

Wow I wasn’t expecting to wake up and hear the big news that im STILL the coolest motherfucker in the North