I'm A Sucker For Japhael-

I'm a sucker for japhael-

Snow day headcanons (part 3)

Lottie drags Ellie outside after letting he sleep in.

Lola and Mickey are already outside, covered in snow, lollipops in their mouth

Obviously Lola, Mickey and Lottie start to make snowmen

Binah is babbling on about interesting snow facts while helping

Saskia tries to push Lottie down the hill

Jamie (with his superhero abilities) comes to stop her before she does

Ellie wants to sledge down said hill but Jamie’s like “Nope”

“Buzzkill”

Anastasia is stood against a tree, secretly admiring the snow

Lottie urges her to join in.

“I don’t want to catch a cold”

Joins in anyway

Raphael throws a snowball at Jamie.

Jamie: “Oh it’s on”

Snowball fight commences

You have Jamie, Lottie, Lola and Binah on one team

Then Raphael, Anastasia, Saskia and Mickey on the other

“I’ll protect you little princess”

Lottie’s all like “I don’t need protection”

Hides behind Ellie the whole time

Binah’s shots are so freakishly accurate that it’s scary

Jamie takes it way too seriously

“Binah, you go up front to attack, Ellie defend our base and our stash.”

“What about Lottie?”

“Lottie don’t touch ANYTHING”

“Oh ok”

Lola just let’s herself get hit

“Eek so cold!”

Jamie “Lola JUST MOVE OUT OF THE WAY”

We have the furious 1v1 that is Jamie vs Raphael

Ends with Jamie tackling Raphael and pinning him down IS THAT SEXUAL TENSION I SEE

“Ooh Jamie you’re so strong”

“You can pin me down anytime mon chéri” *wink*

Jamie, leans in closer: “Oh I will”

*then promptly gets up to go inside where everyone else is*

Raphael just lies in the snow for a little longer

“God I’m so gay.”

Lottie *sitting on Ellie’s lap with a mug of hot chocolate* “Where’s Raphael”

“Outside questioning his sexuality”

Ellie: “What did you do”

Lola caught a cold

So did Raphael (came back after 15 minutes of lying in the snow)

Anastasia and Saskia are just like “What did Jamie do to you”

“Nothing and everything”

Saskia “…right. do you want something to drink”

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not-fast-just-furious

4 years ago

how to treat yourself on a low budget

bc let’s be honest: not everyone can afford Lush products, here are some low budget ways to feel great 1. do u have a banana? awesome mash that shit in your hair, let it sit for 15 minutes then wash it out with cool water. now u got some silky tresses girl 2. u got some coconut or olive oil? fuckin rad dude, massage that shit anywhere u don’t feel super smooth!!!! including hair *woah* 3. target has some awesome face masks that are like 99¢ and are awesome 10/10 would recommend 4. make some Annie’s Mac n cheese holy shit that stuff is awesome 5. buy some cheap Epsom salts like really really cheep and dump that shit in a bath and soak u lovely motherfucker 6. make a smoothie and drink it bc yum and also not too expensive u don’t need organic food for a delicious smoothie 7. green tea is awesome bc it tastes great, speeds up ur metabolism, and if u put ur face over u brewing cuppa it opens up your pores anddddd if u put the tea bag over ur eyes it gets rid of those dark circles from staying up watching friends 8. open up spotify and play some cheesy music 9. drink a shit ton of water it’s great for u 10. that cucumber on ur eyes shit works guys 11. just take a nap 12. look up yoga for beginners and do a class and donT feel bad if u can’t do all the poses it’s meant to be fun treat yourself nice my darlings love you

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not-fast-just-furious

3 years ago

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably