not-so-avid-fanfic-writer

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Write them doing the DIRTIEST most DISGUSTING shit ever, and say "womp womp" when the AI glazers complain ❤️

IF Y'ALL DON'T STOP FEEDING MY SHIT TO AI, I'LL START MAKING SIMON MOTHERFUCKING RILEY AND THE REST OF THE LOT CHEAT ON READER 🗣

I'LL MAKE THEM CHEAT ON YOUUUUUU 🥰

BRO IS YOUR NAME EDWIN OR SMTHN

i need a haircut so fucking bad not only because i just want it short but also my helmet at work 1. makes my hair look like a little boy in 1628 would approach me in the street to say oi gov'nah, d'you know when the ships will return from bri'ain? and 2. makes my shadow look like this

Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

Forgive me pls but-

At André's ice-cream cart in an alternate timeline

André: *giving Adrien an ice-cream that matches Marinette* here's your ice-cream, Adrien

Adrien: *staring longingly at his ice-cream* ahh, Ladybug

*que stunned silence*

André: I could have sworn my ice-cream flavours matched miss Marinette, over there *points off to the side*

*more silence*

Adrien: *looks at his Ladybug wallpaper, looks at his ice-cream, looks at Marinette, then turns back to André* uh-

Alya, who was stood nearby: fight it Alya, it's not safe to tell the whole world your bestie might be Ladybug

It's 1.06am and I cannot sleep

Nah cos I just bought myself tonight's meal, and I already regret it.

remembering all the times i spent money

Hey guys, guess what I learned to do

💕🐾 .

🐾💕💕💕💕💕🐾

💕🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾💕

🐾💕 .

People drawing and writing Sebastian Solace with 2 dicks forget that only female anglers can have a lure.

Proof:

I feel like it may be a bit too late for that

Wait. Neil gaiman wrote Coraline?

The good omens guy?

How did I not know that? I’ve got a cousin that’s obsessed with Coraline!

I’ve watched both and read Good omens, I just-

What about the massive shoulders and slutty waist, you can't go about ignoring that.

i think i’m funny 🙏🏻

i cannot believe the doctor just spent 45 minutes mistaking fucking sutekh for his own granddaughter. funniest shit i've ever seen. i need susan to show up and find out about this because she'd make sure he never lives it down.

Chapter 8

Everyone tried their hardest to carry on with their conversations after being told that their attention could make you feel even worse.

The only people you let near you were Mina and Kirishima, who brought you a snack and a soft blanket to help you recover.

Mina was the first to speak.

"So," she paused as she thought of what to say next, "how are you feeling?"

Being unable to speak, you just gave her a look that said 'that should be obvious.' She just laughed and told Kirishima to explain the situation to the Bakusquad.

"Hey, at least you can take some of your emotions out during training this afternoon?" Mina spoke again, "Hopefully that will make you feel better."

Hopefully

--Timeskip--

You had decided against battling your peers during training, instead opting for the training equipment to the side.

You were planning on beating the shit out of a punching bag before being told to rejoin the class. Hopefully that wouldn't be too soon.

*Tap tap tap*

Ugh footsteps.

*Tap tap tap*

Allmight's footsteps.

"Young (L/n), Young Midoriya has injured himself -again-, so I'm trusting you to-"

"No" you glared at him.

He stared at you, baffled. "Young (L/n)-"

"I said no. I hate repeating myself."

You both stood in silence for a few minutes before he spoke back up.

"Ok, but please remember, young (L/n), it's you who's holding yourself back."

You nodded and turned back to the punching bag as Allmight walked off.

Not even 10 minutes later, you hear someone else approaching you, a set of very explosive stomps progressively getting louder until they come to a stop.

"Bakugo," you turn to face him, "What do you want?"

And there he stood, very pissed and looking ready to brawl.

"If you're looking to call me a freak, you need to be more original. Uraraka's already come at me twice today." He still said nothing. "It's 9 in the morning. I've only been up for half an hour."

That's what seemed to break him out of his silence.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE RAMBLING?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING MAD AT ME!?!"

(Y/n): ¯ \_(ツ)_/¯

"DAMN YOU AND YOUR FACE" He sighed afterwards, and apparently your shock wasn't obvious with how soft and sheepishly he said his next words.

"Listen, that dumbass Deku decided to destroy his body again, and I don't have anyone to practice with. Soooo... I was wondering-"

Shit   .   .   .   .

Maybe you should have let him finish.

Stood there, hand on his face, a red mark from your own fist blooming underneath.

"Fight me, bitch."

.  _  .  _  .  _  .  _  .

Sorry this was so late, I've been feeling low lately and have needed to focus more on my final project for college, hopefully I'll be getting chapters out more often.

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Main masterlist | BNHA masterlist | Series masterlist | Chapter 9

tags: @deathkinni

Tumblr needs to stop reminding me that the doge meme dog died or we are ginna have a friggin problem

Like the skeletons

Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding 💀

Once had a sub for my English resit class (I failed English language the first two times).

He has this thing where he was staring at anyone who he disliked e.g me for being trans + autistic and another girl because she was really anxious. And y'know how some people laugh when they're anxious, well she started doing a really nervous laugh and he sent her out for that. She went to go get her mum (college SenCo) and he asked where she went.

I just said "she's gone to tell her mum :3" yes with the smug face.

So SenCo asked to have a word with him, he came back in the room and said that he needed to get to a class on another campus.

We all basically gave him a 🖕through the window.

I think he was just told to leave. The other campus didn't have an English class at the same time as ours.

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

You’ve grown into someone who would have protected you as a child. And that is the most powerful move you made.

Someone tries touching a tickle spot

it's always good to have your bestie in inventory

Cheese

is this orange or yellow.

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

posting your fic on AO3 like

avian mubo..........

[x]

Feeling like using my side blog as a character that likes to argue with me so it feels like I'm having human interaction

Option 3: A poetic visualisation of middle child syndrome

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would you like a nice glass of