Kageura: Porn Is So Unrealistic, I Just Took A Shower With Inukai And Stood In The Corner Freezing For

“ Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed “

- Kageura about Inukai probably

Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.

Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Kitora: I’m hurt that you have such a low opinion of me, Kuroe.

Kuroe; I mean, are you surprised, though?

Osamu: We’re out of coffee.

Kizaki: I hid it: It’s been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Osamu: Bold of you to assume it’s only been two days.

Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.

Jin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Miwa: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Jin: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Miwa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Mizukami: Look, I love you, but I made exactly the amount of cheese and crackers I want to eat right now.

Ikoma: But I only-

Mizukami: EXACTLY the amount.

Inukai, to Kageura: So what if i love you?

Kageura:Shut up.

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.