Arashiyama: Dogs Lick Us Because They Know We Have Bones And They Want ‘em.

“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.

Kageura: I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT “ RAIL ME “ MEANS! I THOUGHT IT MEANT “ I’LL HIT YOU WITH A TRAIN. “ I’VE BEEN GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE “ SHUT UP OR I’LL RAIL YOU. “ NO, NO, I HATE ALL OF YOU!

Jin: It’s been 15 minutes and Tachikawa still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt? What if he doesn’t like me anymore?

Arashiyama: Just give him some time. I’m sure it’s fine.

(Meanwhile)

Tachikawa: [Struggling to spell gorgeous]

Izumi: Just tell him he’s pretty.

Suwa: Is Tachikawa going to be okay?

Kazama: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

“ Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed “

- Kageura about Inukai probably

Mikami: What? You’re not coming to my tea party?

Mikami, angrily: MAKI I MADE BUSCUITS-

Maori: You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Mizukami:

Oki:

Minamisawa:

Ikoma: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Chika: Osamu takes really long showers when he gets depressed.

Yuma: When do you think he’s going to come out?

Chika: I don’t know. He took a chair in there.